Honorable Quote #10 · 4:05am Apr 30th, 2015
“Well, it’s the little things,” she sighed. “So why did you seem upset when I told you?”
“Surprise,” I lied with a shrug.
Twilight’s eyes narrowed. “Aqua says you’re lying.”
“Aqua’s never seen a human before me, Twilight. She’s going to get my mannerisms confused.”
“Were you lying?”
“Of course not.” Her horn lit up. “God fucking dammit.”
“So why were you angry when I told you?” she asked again.
“Reasons. Reasons that aren’t important.” Her horn lit up again. “That’s a fucking opinion, you stupid horn!” It was still lit up. “Oh, you wanna go, bitch? I’ll punch you so har—Wait, you’re a horn. Twilight, get a better lie-detecting spell.”
She was just smirking like crazy. “I wasn’t even casting it,” she said, finally giggling. “I was just using a light spell!”
My face slowly lowered into my hands. I’ve been awake too long for this shit.
“So… why were you upset?”
I just sighed, reached over to my bedstand, slipped the ring on, then grabbed Twilight’s head. “NOOGIENOOGIENOOGIE!” I shouted, grinding my knuckles across the top of her head before jumping off the bed and running the fuck away. She was way too shocked to even think about following me.
Diaries of a Madman
By whatmustido
