Pie ala Pinkamena · 9:05am Jul 16th, 2012
Alright..if you are lost in the wides of FimFiction.net (what you certainly are if you're reading this) have a Pinkamena Diane Pie baking some cake for you, old-school style!
Pestilential pastries..Ah, poisonous pancakes. Murderous macaroons. Vipers' venom topped with cream. Cyanide custard pie. Ah, special iced arsenic cake! Oh yes!
Take a big bowl of strychine
Cream with hemlock 'til it's green
Take a glass of paraffin
Warm it up and tip it in. (No, I'll put in two for luck)
Add a spot of opium
Marinate a leech in scum
Sprinkle with some chopped frogspawn
[Now we add a peppercorn!]
No!
[Ah, oh, well]
Crumple up your arsenic
In a glass of narcotic
Add two spoons of castor oil
Put them on the stove to boil (No, I'll put in three for luck)
Put some snake's blood in the bowl
Then stir in a crushed tadpole
Add a thimbleful of glue!
[And a spot of sugar too!]
NO!
[No? Oh, well..]
Add rat poison to the brew
Cobra's venom goes in too!
Sweeten in with orange juice;
Three segments i s what you use! (No, I think just one will do)
Top it off with mandrake root
Decorate with mouldy fruit
Just before the funeral
[Add a spot of vitriol]
No! Oh, yes!!
[Ah, ha ha! I knew it'd be a good idea]
Special iced arsenic cake
means that we can safely take
seats beside the river Nile
to see a sacred crocodile
eat the Gauls!
Need some audio advices? Here you are!
Have fun!
