A Second Look: I'll Kill You With My Tea Cup · 11:28am Apr 8th, 2015
First of all, this is an absolutely wonderful story. The kind of Rice Krispy square treat that's short but sweet. But after seeing some comments about how Celestia is out of character in this piece, the one marked with an Alternate Universe Tag, I became inspired to respond in the most appropriate manner possible.
Here's the story: I'll Kill You With My Tea Cup
And here's a tribute to all those lovely folks who always know better. Prepare your butts!
*puts needle to record*
Tags, huh! Yeah!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing, oh hoh oh!
Tags, huh! Yeah!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again y'all!
Tags, huh! Good Faust!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me!
Oh, Tags, I ignore!
'Cause it means thinking that much more.
Tags take too much effort for thousands of the bored,
When they'll go off to flame some more.
I said...
War, huh! Good Faust y'all!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing! just say it again.
Tags whoa Faust.
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me.
Tags, they ain't nothin' but heartbreak.
Tags, too much trouble to undertake.
Oh Tags, an enemy to all these punks.
The idea of tags is just mental junk.
Tags have caused unrest within the fandom's very best.
Instruction, then repercussions, who wants to cry?
Tags, good Faust y'all.
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it, say it, say it!
Tags, uh huh, yeah, huh!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me.
Tags, they ain't nothin' but heartbreak.
Tags, too much trouble to undertake.
Oh, Tags has shattered many a young fan's dreams.
Made 'em enraged, bitter and mean.
Life is much too short and precious to spend understanding tags these days.
Tags can't give sense, they can only take it away, ooh.
Tags, huh, good Faust y'all.
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again!
Tags, whoa, Lauren!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me!
Tags, they ain't nothin' but heartbreak.
Tags, too much trouble to undertake.
Sudden kneejerk reactions, tell me.
Is there no place for them today?
They say we must fight to keep our bias.
But Faust knows there's got to be a better way.
Tags, huh, good Faust y'all.
What are they good for?
You tell 'em, say it, say it, say it, say it!
Tags, good Faust, huh.
What are they good for?
Stand up and shout it, nothing!
Tags, they ain't nothin' but a heartbreaker!
I approve of this
It's only Alternate Universe because it hasn't been made canon yet.