SO... I will be starting a new story, because I feel like it. Don't worry AA, I got your's coming too.

It will be a self-insert of the "future me" and will be along the same schedule as Days of the Night, A.K.A. updating whenever I feel like it.

Comments

[All American]

Oh come on. You broke rule one and you haven't even started!

[Petro]

227894
It's not a real self-insert, just my mindset, not me. HA! (*sigh* FINE, I'll change it, just put away the bull whip and stop tracking my IP)

[All American]

229073

NEVER! Someone has to keep you in line! <cracks whip>

WORK BOY!

[Petro]

229073
Done.BTW, do you have a old Jeep? Because there's one sitting in the empty house next door's driveway and no-one has gotten out. I'm concerned. Completely serious about this, I'm legitimately scared.

[All American]

229087

I drive a Pontiac Vibe so you are good for now. I'll be getting a Dodge Challenger RT classic next summer though. going from 4 cylinders to 8. HELL YEAH!

[Petro]

229093
Shit. I'm scared out of my mind right now. I actually have my airsoft shotgun (If I shoot you with it, you will bleed) and a few knives on me. I'm underneath my bed. I'm such a wimp.

[All American]

229098

If I was there, I'd have a real gun cupcake. I have no idea where you live.

[Petro]

229103
Meh, old katana will have to do, I don't own any guns except the old .22 in Idaho. But my grandad used to have a .36, so next time I go out there i'll look for it. The jeep dissapeared into the night, so I guess I'm safe. Thanks for keeping me from crawling up into fetal position. OH! I have a story! About a week ago my mom, very anti-brony, was learning about different guns from some TV show and asked aloud "I wonder what it would be like to be a gunsmith" I was so close to telling her about how I knew a gunsmith, but decided against losing my laptop. And guess what? She didn't know what a M1 garand or a 1911 was! I facepalmed and walked away.

[All American]

229109

I can't live on this planet anymore...

[Petro]

229110
Yes you can, I just had my father tell her, he used to be a captain in the NAVY and his dad was a tech. sergeant in the 361st ARMY engineer corps, so he could deal with ignorance better. Of course, he did have to use my book on small arms to show her pictures, she's into that kind of thing.