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Lesbian Adagio Dazzle


British accents make everything 20% eviller~

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  • 419 weeks
    BUT IT WAS ME! DIOGIO!

    Okay you guys I just finished working on a collab with my good friend: Blake El Negro Diablo. This story was just too epic that it killed me while I was typing this and then I died to death while I died. This story follows the remarkable tale of everyone's favourite Cod. (No not the zombies one) This epic features love, fire, cinders and naan. I would I highly recommend you read and I challenge

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  • 427 weeks
    Just a simple blog.

    You horse fuckers wanna know what I've been up to? Nothing, well nothing you need to know at least, anyway I assume you know of Mr Jay? That faggot that's my number one stalker? Well he's recently written a great story about love, sun and fried chicken.

    It's a RWBY fic, but a damn good one (perhaps a spiritual successor to the epic Naan trilogy) anyway go check it out.

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  • 446 weeks
    Happy November 5th

    I love Nov 5th because fireworks are so shiny it makes me cry tears of blood :,)
    Oh and if you think I'm dead, I'm not. What would you do if I told you I'm actually writing a story? Shocking I know! I am Lesbian Adagio Dazzle: Goddess of Lesbians and Empress of Procrastination. Adore me, my subjects~


    Oh and today's my birthday I guess...

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    29 comments · 391 views
  • 465 weeks
    It's been a long time...

    I don't seem to go on here as much as I used to... or write as much. Maybe I'm just suffering from severe writer's block... Or Skpeing and playing Uncharted 2 with my m8s Flash Sentry and Rarity is just way too fun. Either way, the point is that this image fabulous. Answer truthfully or else I'll steal your Waifu and Wifi.

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  • 466 weeks
    160 followers!

    Omg you guise I'm so happy I could cri evry teim i meen dnt even kno i swer on me mummy!
    To celebrate this wondrous occasion, let's all draw me as one of those french girls!
    I'll start!

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Apr
3rd
2015

100 followers!? · 4:39am Apr 3rd, 2015

It's seems I have 100 people that adore me. How quaint.
To celebrate, enjoy this sexy image of The mane six.

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Comments ( 46 )

Huh, don't remember them looking that good before.

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I only Photoshopped it a tad bit, swear >_>

It'd be sexier if it was all you.

Sexy? I feel your opinion might be a tad biased there Dazzle. and oddly enough, the fluttsershy seems to fit...

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I know I'm best human/siren/pony, I really do, though, I had no idea you were such a fan...

2939641 My opinion is godly and you must bow before your new ruler.
As for Fluttershy, she will haunt your dreams.

2940453 Photoshop is love.
Photoshop is life.

To congratulate you on your 100th slave follower, I will draw a mural of you using only crosses and omega's ( † Ω. Ya know, 'cause yous a siren). As an added coincidence, it is going to take exactly one hundred years to finish.

Here's the first part:

Ω

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Thank you, Mistress, for thy kind words. You truly "rekted" me.

Also, the second part:


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I've tried to come up with a witty comeback, but I can't surpassed that.

I *sniff* :fluttershyouch: h-have been... rekted. :fluttershbad:

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Well done m8.
Enjoy this music video while you cry.

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With that video (and an hour of deep-thinking) I've come up with the greatest comeback.

Ehm...Here's your cum back, you shouldn't... Let It Go...

:rainbowkiss: ... No?

:raritydespair:

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That comeback was bad and you should feel bad.

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Well, you need to expel the build up waste your body produces after eating. If not, then you might bloat/explode with year old feces everywhere. That is why you need to give a shit. It also helps the environment.

Did you learn something new, champ?:twilightsmile:

A great way to start the morning is a fresh bowl of Dagi's disturbing photo collection :twilightsmile:

2947551 A tired Adagio is a mentally unstable Adagio that could snap at any second.

2947556 Oh jesus....SOMEONE CALL THE SHE-DEMON!

2947557 I'm cosplaying as her, does that count?

2947561 If you don't murder me and Sonata with a machete then maybe... COUGHAdagio is still best dazzlingCOUGH

2947564 You mean Chete?
*Draws machete*
She's my favourite weapon.
I've had her ever since I hacked my first victim to death and consumed their heart~
Talk about eating your heart out...

2947573 Oh my god... Get that thing away from me EVIL CHEESE HAIR WOMAN

(But srsly m8 ur hair is like a void of never ending fluffy orangeness. Sonata got stuck once)

2947573 Also, don't u love Sonata? Y U KELL HER :applecry::fluttercry:

2947584 wut r u talkin bout?
My hair is like our lord and saviour Sunset Shimmer!

2947587 We had a shit ton of sex yesterday. Not sure how she was dom, but it happened...

2947588 I never said it wasn't bootiful I would love to get tangled in there if u know what i mean :raritywink:

2947595 Sorry, I have higher standards than random skrubs~

2947599 Damn it Didn't want to do this but since u denied my offer.. *Picks up huge chainsaw and begins to shave Dagi's hair off*

2947604 *Chainsaw gets stuck and consumed by my hair*
Problem?

2947610 GOD DAMNIT :pinkiegasp: How could I forget???? Ok fine here goes: *Takes Chainsaw and slices Dagi's head off* DIE!!!!!!! :flutterrage:

2947616 *It has no effect*
Did thou forget of my immortality?

2947599 Also I was stalking u the other day, and I found a little video :pinkiecrazy: *Shows video of Dagi and Aria having some "alone time"* I think this will get about 12,000,000 like on facebook :pinkiehappy:

2947621 GOD DAMNIT! Then how u kill Sonata?

2947622 Send me a link, free porn is best porn.

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