Pony Rap Battles? Pony Rap Battles. · 8:15pm Jul 10th, 2012
Oh god why did I write this.
PONY RAP BATTLE NUMERO UNO:
Twilight Sparkle VS Rainbow Dash
Oh look, it’s Rainbow Crash
The mare whose flank I’m about to thrash
I’m Twilight Sparkle, the student of a god
My rhymes hit you harder than a firing squad
You think you’re the best of the best?
Oh please
I’ve seen more IQ in a piece of old cheese
Act first, think never
That’s your life’s motto
Now why don’t you dash back to your cumulus grotto?
You? Rapping? Ha! That’s a good one!
Tell me more, Sparkle, I could use a laugh
I’ll drop these bombs effortless, like they weigh none
You can’t win this battle with charts or graphs
Sure, maybe you learned from the princess
But that doesn’t mean that I can’t still crush you
Besides, those letters that you send to impress?
Celestia chucks ‘em!
What? Thought you knew.
[Twilight gasps in shock and misses her verse]
What? You think she reads that crap?
Well guess what filly, I’ve got news for you
The only one who spends time on your letters
Is your lonely self and Spike if you force him to!
Yeah, what, that’s right
RBD just called you out
Whatcha gonna do about it, Twilight?
Rip your mane, maybe scream and shout?
Who would would’ve thought you were dumb and a liar?
Every verse you limp through stacks the evidence higher
Get out while you can, I have you beat by a mile
Otherwise I’ll have to lambaste you, Twi-style!
Next time leave your ego at the door
With you, RD, I’m mopping the floor!
Your two-bit rhymes can’t hope to touch this
Now back off filly, ‘cuz I’m Twilightlicious!
Who do you think won?
Also, if I decide to do more of these, AJ vs Pinkie is next.
Twilight! Twilight! Twilight!
ur a cool dude?
Honestly, I think Rainbow Dash may have won that one.
Copycat!
You could help him with that; it would be awesome.