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Gonzo250


Not a 'brony'. Here for smut and lulz.

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  • 463 weeks
    My procrastination...

    So, for all of my hundreds of followers who have no doubt been baying for my blood due to inactivity, just a quick one:

    No, I'm not dead.
    No, I have not given up.

    I'm fighting my way through season 1 of FIM currently, to better get an idea of character personalities.

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  • 468 weeks
    I've been made redundant. Long live the job!

    Yeah, that happened.

    Tuesday of last week, the murkans came over (them wot own us) and gave us all the good news that, of the 42 people still employed, 11 were being made redundant.

    To be fair, the sales team have been doing fuck all with their lives and the murkans have been haemorrhaging £100k a MONTH just to keep the doors open...

    Guess what?

    I'm one of the 11.

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  • 471 weeks
    Next chapter is up!

    Finally!

    Thank fuck!

    This would have been done weeks ago, but, y'know, having your mechanical child stolen from under your nose kind of fucks things up...

    But anyway, it's done, it's published, it's questionable. Leave me a review, you fucktrumpets.

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  • 472 weeks
    For those who care

    Next chapter is very close to being done. Just gotta actually watch some more episodes to get half a clue as to a certain character's attitude.

    In other news, I bought myself a new bike. No pictures as yet, but as a teaser, it's got an awful lot of go-faster goodies on it, I have more bits to go on, and the result should be frankly ridiculous.
    It's another Rotax-engined CCM, of course.

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  • 473 weeks
    My bike has been STOLEN!

    Some thieving pond-scum have stolen my bike.

    Happened last night, 3:33am GMT in Pagham Close, Eastbourne, England.

    2 blokes in a white/silver/other light colour Astra van pulled up just out of range of our CCTV, loaded up my bike from on the neighbour's drive where I keep it and fucked off. Done and dusted in under a minute.

    CCM 604E Supermoto
    Registration: PL51 KBP

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Mar
17th
2015

To all those who... · 11:30pm Mar 17th, 2015

...down voted my story WITHOUT HAVING THE SPINE OR DECENCY TO LEAVE A NOTE AS TO WHY, I say go and have your teeth ground away slowly with no anaesthetic. Then gargle with battery acid. After that, have someone peel the skin of your hands off, starting at the fingers.

I have absolutely no issue with someone down voting my story, so long as they've actually left a comment explaining why. AITW isn't everyone's cup of tea, far from it. There's a lot of stories on this site that aren't my choice of literature. I don't down vote them because of it, I just DON'T READ THEM.

Edit: progress is happening on the next chapter, by the by, but I'll be honest in that I'm still attempting to get the homework done while I'm still working where I am with access to machines, and I'm more than a little distracted by recent developments concerning my good woman's health and shearing the head off a bolt on my bike. Anyone who has had this happen to them, and the resulting aggro attempting to extract what remains of the bolt will feel my pain...

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