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Dr Yeis


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Mar
15th
2015

Bride Of The Sorcerer · 12:44am Mar 15th, 2015

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of Celestia, and in the face of this company, to join together this sorcerer and this err....mare...in holy Matripony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of Celestia," The priest said as a light blue stallion with a red cape and a magic hat and a mysterious shadowy allicorn in a black cloak joined hooves.

"Can you just skip to the important parts?" The sorcerer said.

"I REQUIRE and charge you both, as ye will answer at the dreadful day of judgment when the secrets of all hearts shall be disclosed, that if either of you know any impediment, why ye may not be lawfully joined together in Matripony, ye do now confess it. For be ye well assured, that if any persons are joined together other than as Celestia's Word doth allow, their marriage is not lawful." The priest said.
"Mr. Sorcerer Crainius, wilt thou have this...mare to thy wedded wife, to live together after Celestia's ordinance in the holy estate of Matripony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honour, and keep her in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?"

"Ok, ok yes!" The sorcerer said.

"And do you...take this stallion to be your husband?"

"What do you think?" The allicorn said. The priest thought to himself. "Yes of course I do!" The allicorn said, getting impatient.

"You may now kiss the mare."

As the two lovers kissed, the ponies attending applauded.

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Comments ( 2 )

Did I miss something?

2878044 Oh nothing, just a few story arcs.

Also! Full OC name revealed! :twilightsmile:

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