wewt! · 2:10am Jul 7th, 2012
Well guys... it finally happened. I've been here for 30 weeks. I've been staring at that Registered thing forever, and now it finally happened. I am now old.
Now I can get all the hoes I want. Let us celebrate this occasion that means nothing to no one except me.
MY DEMANDS:
1: I require loads of fireworks. It's just after the Fourth of July, so they shouldn't be THAT illegal.
2: Hoes. Bring loads of hoes.
3: Alcohol so I can get drunk as hell.
4: Money is always a nice treat. Maybe something in the hundreds?
5: Send me all your love, because I'm so awesome.
You shall bring all of this, or you will make me cry.
PS: I've noticed I've been blogging about non important stuff lately. Please don't hate me. This probably won't happen again... probably.
So I guess the only question is
OH, BOY, PROSTITUTES!
216985 Exactly. But you need to bring them. Doooooooo iiiiiiit
216993 Where's this going on?
216994 At Miami Beach at the top of my pent house made entirely out of sand. Hopefully the hoes don't mind sandy vagina's.
217011 ER....I can't. I'm in Washington State....
217031 Eh, it's cool. If you need me, I'll be alone not in my imaginary sand pent house.
>Send me all your love
I knew it, you're a changeling! ...*Gives you all of it anyways*
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How did you guess?! Anyway, thanks so much