Feb
8th
2015
Woah hey! · 4:31am Feb 8th, 2015
My birthday is a thing happening later this month.
So is my parent's anniversary, but not on the same day.
I like to think I was a present for them, for their anniversary and stuff. But really, that was probably just poor planning on their part.
Or no planning at all.
It's something, though.
I am hoping for a beta fish this year. My cousin had a beta fish when I was younger. I want to tease mine.
A kid in my math class has a beta fish. He also has a goldfish. He hasn't fed the goldfish in over a month. The teacher said she wouldn't report him to PETA. Another guy suggested he feed his goldfish to his beta fish.
I have no idea where I'm going with this, by the way.
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I feel really sorry for the goldfish.
2778082 Apparently it's been alive since we were all in second grade.
The owner is also the guys who attacked another one of my peers with peanut butter.
Said peer has a peanut allergy. He lived.
But seriously, that goldfish is in danger.
2778104 You should rescue it.
2778105 Hey, my safety first, man.
2778106 True, but if you find a way to steal the goldfish AND protect yourself, it's a win-win.
2778108 Yes. I'll have to learn how to be a ninja.
2778119 Ninja skills can be very helpful in this day and age.
2778125 I could use it to sneak back home whenever I forget things! Or just skip social functions in general!