I swore i'd never set foot in this land again.

Well hello their FiMFiction

It's been a while.

Look. I apologize for Sensual End. It was a travesty. I never intended it to turn into a clopfic but when one starts randomly getting boners in the middle of writing a fic, sometimes shit just goes downhill.

Anyways, I've returned to FiMFiction to announce a completely new story and I assure you this one will NOT be a clopfic. HUZZAH FOR SELF RESTRAINT! Whether it will be good or not will be up to you. I'll try my best to capture the character's personas as I know you readers out there in FiMFicland love to see. If I fail, well...lets be honest I probably will. I am NOT a fanfic writer. I am a musician. I make music. Creative writing is not something I take seriously and I know that simple fact, despite the fandom preaching acceptance for all artists, is a fact that many of you hate. I know its only cause you are all passionate about the stories you create. That's cool. I understand.

I know I could very easily do the same writing process and not put it on FiMFiction with all you serious blokes but i just adore FiMFic's presentation and layout. Plus I want to publish it here in the small hopes that at least 1 PERSON will enjoy their time reading it.

Without giving too much away...

The story is called "Darkwings" and is a grimdark mystery/crime-drama about Fluttershy's personal struggle with her own Element of Harmony when she is kidnapped during a vacation to Fillydelphia and her friends must race against time to save her from a terrible fate.

Sounds much more appealing than "Nightmare Moon has sex with a demon and Pinkie Pie has beach sex with a DnD nerd wearing non-matching socks," now doesn't it? I thought so. Anyways I will at least try to get a preface up today.

PCE!