Okay you guys I just finished working on a collab with my good friend: Blake El Negro Diablo. This story was just too epic that it killed me while I was typing this and then I died to death while I died. This story follows the remarkable tale of everyone's favourite Cod. (No not the zombies one) This epic features love, fire, cinders and naan. I would I highly recommend you read and I challenge
You horse fuckers wanna know what I've been up to? Nothing, well nothing you need to know at least, anyway I assume you know of Mr Jay? That faggot that's my number one stalker? Well he's recently written a great story about love, sun and fried chicken.
It's a RWBY fic, but a damn good one (perhaps a spiritual successor to the epic Naan trilogy) anyway go check it out.
I love Nov 5th because fireworks are so shiny it makes me cry tears of blood :,) Oh and if you think I'm dead, I'm not. What would you do if I told you I'm actually writing a story? Shocking I know! I am Lesbian Adagio Dazzle: Goddess of Lesbians and Empress of Procrastination. Adore me, my subjects~
I don't seem to go on here as much as I used to... or write as much. Maybe I'm just suffering from severe writer's block... Or Skpeing and playing Uncharted 2 with my m8s Flash Sentry and Rarity is just way too fun. Either way, the point is that this image fabulous. Answer truthfully or else I'll steal your Waifu and Wifi.
Omg you guise I'm so happy I could cri evry teim i meen dnt even kno i swer on me mummy! To celebrate this wondrous occasion, let's all draw me as one of those french girls! I'll start!
2727917 Aria: FUCK YOU BLACK JUSUZ! BLACK MUHAMMED IS SLIGHTLY BETTER BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE HELPED BUT THEN BEHEAD ME FOR NOT DRESSING LIKE A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Is dragged to hell*
Why am I never invited to these things? I swear Aria gets all the hoes. Also... Do Succubi really prefer lesbians?~
2727963 You're not writing anything now are you? If you've got time, I'd like to make a request. Do a Sunset Succubus X Adagio Dazzle clopfic (Who do you think would be bottom bitch and why?)
Gurl I don't take commission though that is a good idea....Adagio would be bottom bitch she has such a dominating presence that I'd be nice to see her dominated for once.
2727996 *Waits in the shadows of hell until the prophecy of its arrival is comes true* *Sees Doranata raping Aria Blaze with a burning metal pole* S'up?
2728025 I believe you're thinking of that stupid bitch that should go kill herself by watching Twilight until she succumbs to starvation: Discordia H Eris
2729664 Discordia H Eris: *Takes a shit on you* Tee hee hee! I'm such a bitch! I poo where ever I go! Adagio is my Mistress and best siren ever! I'm nothing but her lowly slave! I can't do anything whatsoever!
Adaaaaaaaaaaagio! talk to meee
2727486
I had no Idea you were still alive, I'm sorry,
Kitty~
2727486
I have a question,
If you were in a slave-master relationship with me,
Which position would you want to be? and why?
Awesome.
This terrified me for some reason
2727897
Aria: You and me both, Jesus.
Doranata: YOU WILL BE MINE! *Drags Aria to hell*
Aria: HELP ME BLACK JESUZ!!!
2727906 *stares* Have fun in hell the Succubus's love lesbians
2727917
Aria: FUCK YOU BLACK JUSUZ! BLACK MUHAMMED IS SLIGHTLY BETTER BECAUSE HE WOULD'VE HELPED BUT THEN BEHEAD ME FOR NOT DRESSING LIKE A NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Is dragged to hell*
Why am I never invited to these things?
I swear Aria gets all the hoes.
Also... Do Succubi really prefer lesbians?~
2727938 Ohhhhh hell yeah they do! Those sexy freaks~
2727944
Has anyone seen that bitch Sunset Succubus?
I want to have a little parley with her~
2727957 Oh she's done there alright it won't be hard to find her just follow the moans ;)
2727963
You're not writing anything now are you?
If you've got time, I'd like to make a request.
Do a Sunset Succubus X Adagio Dazzle clopfic
(Who do you think would be bottom bitch and why?)
Gurl I don't take commission though that is a good idea....Adagio would be bottom bitch she has such a dominating presence that I'd be nice to see her dominated for once.
2727979
So you're saying you'll consider it?
(Either way I still get hawt lesbo rainbow skittles sex)
2727987 Yeah I'll think bout it hon
2727996
*Waits in the shadows of hell until the prophecy of its arrival is comes true*
*Sees Doranata raping Aria Blaze with a burning metal pole*
S'up?
2728003 You have a rape fetish don't you ?
2728008
wots dat?
2728018 . Some women have fantasies of being forced into sex...Rape fetish. Definitely you fall into that catagory
2728025
I believe you're thinking of that stupid bitch that should go kill herself by watching Twilight until she succumbs to starvation: Discordia H Eris
2728032 Both of you have Rape fetishes
2728043
Prove it
2728052 Yesterday you and Eris especially you, rapidly tried to rape that girl on Chatzy...Hell I think you did actually.
Hey volunteer for tribute tribute
2728076
It's not rape if a girl does it~
2728101 That's bullshit
2728123 i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/165/844/1314023541176.jpg
2728131 Ya know just for that image I'ma let it slide Oh Adam....
2728143
What's it like being Black Jesuz?
2728159 It feels damn awesome..cdn.memestache.com/2013/3/11/memestache.com_293301_1363311003.jpg
How it feel to be Adagio, hmm?
2728184
Simply Dazzling,
I can have my way with every girl and they can't do much about it since they're under my spell. th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2015/006/c/2/20141028211853_sunset_shimmer_feeling_rejected_eg2_by_opal2116-d8cxcle.jpg
2727522 I'd be slave because I loooove you <3
2728372
Why must you take half the day to reply?
2729457 I have different time zones I presume and I am forced to leave my couch.
2729502
If only I wasn't in Tartarus... (Just there on holiday of course, Why? Because the place is littered with succubi)
2729518 Im guessing you want to rape me when I'm on my couch?
2729529
Something tells me you have a rape fetish~
2729536 No! ehhh -_-
2729571
Then why assume that I wanted to rape you on your couch?
It's like you want that to happen...
2729579 Well you said If only I wasnt in Tartarus. -3-
2729592
I don't even know anymore...
*Slaps Sonata*
Sonata: Ow! Hey! *Touches the red slap mark on her face* What was that for, you big meanie!?
Shut up! You're the reason why everything has gone wrong!
2729619 Hi Sonata. What did she do wrong, Dagi-chan?
2729621
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE WHY AM I SUDDENLY SO ANGRY!!??
Sonata: Maybe you should calm down, Dagi. Y'know? sit down, relax, have a taco--
NO! *Jumps out window*
2729633 *jumps out after* Hug meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
2729648
Never!
*Uses Aria as a human shield*
Aria: I hate my life...
2729651 O h. :c *walks off with head hanging down* :c :c :c
2729654
It seems we're alone, Ari~
Aria: Nope. *Jumps off cliff*
How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run,
the night goes on-- *Gets hit with a stale taco and is knocked out*
Sonata: Oh yeah! I got my revenge...! Hey Dagi? You alright?
2729662 *still walking off dramatically* This is getting boring. *dramatically and not-so-gracefully falls flat on face*
2729664
Discordia H Eris: *Takes a shit on you* Tee hee hee! I'm such a bitch! I poo where ever I go! Adagio is my Mistress and best siren ever! I'm nothing but her lowly slave! I can't do anything whatsoever!
2729678 :c i thought I was her slave. DIE!