Good god · 2:33am Jan 14th, 2015
So, a few days ago I was in a VERY boring situation with my friend. For the sake of privacy, let's call him Tyrese.
I suddenly got a great idea! I asked someone nearby for some thing embarrassing that people do, and I got "leg shaking." (I dunno 'bout that, but...) I turned back to Tyrese, pulling out a piece of paper and said, "Hey! Let's write a story one word at a time!"
Below is what followed.
Once in Saskatoon, an elephant visited me! He said, "Charles, I fancy a drink." I felt obligated to pour chi for him, and that felt right.
"What size cup would you like?" I asked.
He replied, "Oh, 10 pints, please." He picked up some leaves from my coffee tray. "Thanks, Chapp!"
When I sat down with the tea cups, the door swung open. "Mice!" The elephant squealed, legs shaking.
"No, stop! You stupid fool!" Adhel leaped through the doorway and posed, pointing at us.
"U wot m8!?" he squabbled. "Swear on me mum, I'll gock ya!"
THE END
For the name Ahdel, just think of some random jackass from you're life and substitute.
Anyway, I've been super busy as of late, and I haven't been writing. However, I think by next weekend this stress will fall off and I'll write again.
I've also wanted to thank everyone who reads my stories, it's a real confidence booster. Thanks everybody!
Glad to hear you, by the way did you know famous french philosopher used to do the same thing?
2722925 No, I did not. I guess you learn something new every day!
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Indeed, they even gave a name, I don't french but it translated to 'fresh corpse' and its a great way to help for ideas and keep them ready for use.
Also its great thing you are back to writing I want to see what happen in a doctors duty, by the way when Celestia say she wants to show him how confortable are her sheets did she meant something dirty or she mean her actual sheets?
2722986 I think it would be best if you (the reader) decided that for yourself. I don't want to spoil anything, so I'm going to leave it at that.
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Ok, and being afraid of sounding dirty I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains if you get my drift