Honest conversations with a evil triangle part two: Who? · 1:13pm Jan 12th, 2015
The first one was a bit rushd. This is not as rushed, but extremely weird. Random stuff occurs at random. I dunno where this is going. Each episode will now have a theme. Todays is Doctor Who(tenth doctor, memories of a wonderful childhood there). Enjoy!
After I decided to work with Bill Cipher to better the world, life was frantic. It helped when others joined our cause, but we were about to face our first enemy. Bill, Soos, Mabel, Mako, Bolin and I were unprepared to fight...
Me: What do we do next? We have our evil Dorito, unhandy man, resident bedazzle and sticker expert, the tough guy who randomly kisses me, his brother, and the brain behind it all, me. We have accidentlay *Bill snorts* Killd Dipper Pines, gotten nothing out of it,, met the Avatar, killed her too? *turns to Bill* Bill, you have to stop with the killing! It makes it even harder to- /whoosh\ *A blue box starts appearing on the grassy knoll.*
Soos: Uh, what is that?
Mabel: Why is it so blue? Is it sad? I think it should be bright pink! *Starts painting TARDIS*
Bill: Mabel, back away from the box. It will kill you.
River Sing randomly steps out of TARDIS and shoots Mabel in the head: Hello Sweetie* said to Bill*
Evryone stares at what used to be a person.
Bill: River, you just killd Mabel. How are we supposed to get the journals and better the world without a sticker expert?
Doctor steps out of TARDIS and is firebet at by Mako. :Aaa! What the hell Mako? I haven't even found out that you are working with Bill, whose been lying to you the whole time, fight you, kill everyone but Bill and Crystal on accident, and flee!
River: Spoilers!
Doctor: Yes honey, spoilers.
We all run while River distracts the Doctor.
Bolin; Is it my line yet? Okay: Bill, what did he mean when he said you have been lying to us?
Everyone stares at Bill: Um, well, about that...
What is Bill hiding? Where did the Pewds references go? Wy did River kill Mabel, and how did Dipper die? Find out next time on HCWaETP3!
Lolwut?
Also…
DEATH! DEATH EVERYWHERE! TORCH THE GROUND! (Laughs manically until neighbors call the police.)
Ignore that.
2717604 Should you be asking me who shall be the next Avatar next? Thats more important. Or why there were no *eye twitches* Brofists? Or why this chapter is so short? Or why the next ine will be so damned stupid? Or why I was so rude at the beginning? Or why Bill knows we need asticker expert? Or why I shoved a DW Oke/reference in where it wasn't wanted? Or why for once Mako didn't kiss me? Or where did Pewds go? Or why I am asking a bunch of questions?
Brofists from Luna.