• Member Since 22nd Oct, 2014
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crystal_chaos


Hello! I am a depressing girl with an odd love of miniature equines and Homestuck. I have a crippling addiction to Anime, but other than that I'm somewhat sane!

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  • 484 weeks
    A friend who needs love.

    Ok, I have no clue what to say here. Everyone knows Blue Ice Tales, right? So he is fricking thinking me thoughts minus suicide, and has changed his name to 000. Just go look him up, read his latest blog. Comment, make him understand. We care. Oh, and dont read my comment.

    Zel for da win...
    Crystal.

    3 comments · 413 views
  • 485 weeks
    Since I absolutley must do something stupid, I shalt use DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Betcha none of ya know what this is from.

    *presses fingers to forehead and begins*

    Darkness beyond twilight
    Crimson beyond the blood that flows
    Buried in the stream of Time is where your power grows.
    I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand
    Befoew this mighty power bestowed in my unworthy hand.

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    6 comments · 318 views
  • 485 weeks
    IHAVENTSLEPTINTHREEDAYSANDHAVEHADFIVECUPPSACOFFFFFEEEEEE!!!!

    SO WADDYA WANNA TALK ABOUT?

    5 comments · 309 views
  • 485 weeks
    Ask me aything!

    Ask me anything other than personal info, including phone number. A, K, and I, AK the Triforce of weirdness(for now) will answer. If you have a question for a specific one of us, I am the Triforce of Time, K of Roness, and A of fandomness. Simply refer to the one you ask as A, K, Crystal, or our triforce names. If you do not state whom you ask, I will have one of us randomly anwer.

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    5 comments · 302 views
  • 485 weeks
    A bio of myself, as told by A, K, and I.

    Welp, A and K are here, and decided to put up a bio blog post. I begged them to not, but they are letting mehelp.

    A: Her name is unknown, but everyone calls her Crystal, wich is the name of all her OCs. Original much?
    K: *is glaring at A* We know her name! Its T-*I just interupted her typing* Bad K!

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    3 comments · 350 views
Jan
12th
2015

A conversation between myself and PewDiePie. May or not have people getting punched by Sakra. Do not read. · 10:55am Jan 12th, 2015

Me: Derping around

/A wild Pewpdipie appears\

Me: Hi Pewds

Pewds: Wassup Bro? I'm EWDIEPIE!

Me:I think I noticed that already.

Pewds and I brofist.

/A wild Sakra appears\

Sakra:Heres your Brofist! *punches me and pewds in the face*

Me: THAT WAS TH MOST BARRELY THING YOU hAVE EVER DONE.

Sakra: Well, being a bro is orrible, and I thought punching the Bro at the center of it would stop the Pewds fandom.

PEWD.AWESOME: YOU CANNOT STAHP MEH, FOR AM A GOD

Me:A cute and Swedish god. YAY BROFISTS! *runs around brofisting trees and such*

Sakra watches me. Thinks: What the hell? (Walks off)

The world was then owned by Pewds and I was enlisted in the Bro army. The next day we went off to fight the barrels. It was awful Somehow they...knew. They had prepared weapons. So many splinters...* shudders*

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Comments ( 10 )

I think you've fallen.

2717409 Why whatever do you mean?

2717412
Awo-o, Awo-o,
You didn't know that you fell.

Just saying.

2717427 I am confused as to what you mean. I have not face planted or stumbled in a while, and when I do I always know.

2717431 You've joined the Bro Army, Luna. (Shudders involuntarily.)

2717521 I thimk that I woukd notice if I joined the bros, I am going to need evidence to back this up. I would never joins *shudders and eye twitchs* Bro Army. Do you see me hating on barrels and Brofisting?

Brofists from Luna.

2718500 Brofist!









this is for your own good.

2718528 BROFI- oh god. Oh holy fucking pewds and the mother of god*Curls up into a ball and cry* those eyes... they stare into your soul... You have no clue what you have started. Especially with someone who has survived the Barrel war. A million subs died in three weeks. *Laughs insanely*

2718658 You yourself told me to send you a picture of a clown if you joined the Bro Army to snap you out of it. You brought this on yourself.

2719021 when? *insane laugh* I am starting to believe that this is like my ticking problem... I would randomly amke ticking noises, usually when nervous, and not notice. It was so bad that I ticked when I posted stuff. The day that it stopped was the day that I rediscovered Gravity Falld, which I never can watch EVER again.

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