I never changed my short bio back after I became Enoby that one time!
Not sure if this is good or bad... · 9:16am Dec 22nd, 2014
So I was talking to the director of my last play about any future productions they have planned and whether he thought that there would be any good roles for me. He thought for a moment and started to say something before jumping up and saying this " Oh! I know the perfect role for you! Now that I think of it, you were practically born for the part! The play is called 'The Bad Seed' and wow you have to come audition for this one, it's the perfect role for you!" Then when I asked about some other performances, like particular ones I was interested in and such but he kept on going back to how great I would be in Bad Seed. Tonight I got curious and decided to look up the play to see if I could pick out which role I was 'born for'. If you didn't know, Bad Seed is about a little girl who goes on a homicidal rampage and kills some people and her mother plays detective trying to price together what happened, eventually realizing that her little girl is the killer and trys to kill her kid and herself. I think that this is where I should note that despite being both very tall and very busty I am continually mistaken for a small child. I have mentioned my age before and people freak out saying that they thought that I was ten years old or something. I am also somewhaf notorious around the theatre for skirting the boundary between adorable and terrifying. I was pretty exited that I was supposedly perfect for a role but... There is no mistaking it, he was saying that I was born to play the creepy murder child. Think about that, my perfect role is creppy murder child. What does that even say about me? More importantly what does that say about their perception of me?
My first thought when I read that the play was called 'The Bad Seed': IT'S A MLP PLAY!
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that's what I thought too when I first heard it, but that raises.... Questions about what the writers were thinking when they named that episode. 
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Babs Seed is a murder...
Well now I think you would be a great killer.
