A Step-By-Step Guide on Being Dumb Ass: Quitting Your Job · 3:19pm Nov 2nd, 2014

1). While getting mustard, accidentally hurt another employee you considered your friend, making them as mad as they could be.
2). While getting a 3 gallon refill bag of ketchup, be a complete idiot and install it wrong, making a huge mess every where. Allow that same employee to get even madder than before.
3). While mopping, listen to her snide insults on how you're a child and a stupid brat.
4). Lose your temper and yell at her to shut up, make sure to increase your volume for every customer to hear.
5). Invoke the anger of one of your managers, blindly taking a side against you and yelling the same insults at you.
6). Throw down your hat, take off your tie, and yell "YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU!" as loud as you can.
7). Storm out of the restaurant, slamming the door and ignoring your head manager who isn't angry and wants to address the problem in a calm manner because he understands your stress as a teenager.
8). Walk a few feet and realize your mistake
9). Break down crying on an interstate highway.
10). Call your dad to pick you up, and begin crying like a bitch about how much of a dumb ass you are.
11). Go home, cry some more, and begin to address the fact. Begin making plans to call and apologize.
12). Write a very unfunny blog on a pony fanfiction site.
13). Tell yourself that you're the problem, and now you have ruined 12 people's days.
14). Pussy out of calling, and leave the problem for later.
15). ???

So...I quit my job at McDonald's today....in the dumbest way possible. I feel like a fucking idiot. I cursed in front of customers in a public place, and let my anger overshadow my thinking skills. What's worse is that it was my last day too. I had seven hours to go, and I blew it like an idiot.

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