I am prepared to piss off thousands of people...

It's A Festival, rated Teen+

In a world where Hasbro panders to the Bronies' annoyingly narrow-sighted needs, Derpy the lesbian becomes the element of Honesty, Luna becomes princess (and they hold a ritual,  sacrificing Celestia), Applejack dies, Rainbow Dash the penis-loving heterosexual heterosexually gets hetero-married to her heterosexual penisfriend, Soarin, and Twilight does nothing but sit in the corner and be a cardboard cutout of a librarian who sells books and does magic.

And Spike does shit sorta, too.