Uh, so, I was obsessing over Draco Malfoy with my sorta girlfriend and then this happened https://www.fimfiction.net/story/229729/boundaries

It's not finished yet...

Hermione was making her way to Care Of Magical Creatures with Hagrid, worrying about what kind of monster he would have them deal with next-- maybe a lesson on bathing werewolfs; you just never knew with Hagrid.
She became so deep in thought about what the next unit in the class could be that she accidentally ran into someone, causing her bags' contents to spill. She quickly ducked down to gather her things together to be placed back in the bag before someone stepped on them.

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he plastic duplicatef Rainbow Dash moaned as AJ put a pink, thick fluid (that we're going to call Preening Soap) from the bathroom cabinet onto her wings.

"Preenin' Soap," AJ would of smiled of she wasn't made of plastic. "Now we put this body wash stuff all over yer mane... mine too... ohhh peaches... lil bit on the tail... now rub it all in."

"This isn't suggestive at all," Rainbow would of grinned as AJ grinded her hoof into her backside.

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I published it omicunningiluingliuslings

"'Equestria: Forbidden, a book detailing all of the forbidden secrets of Equestria.'" Spike read aloud.

He opened it to the index and looked for the word Masters. Finally he had found it.

TO BE RELEASED TO A FANFICTION.NET NEAR YOU OCTOBER 21ST

RATED TEEN FOR RUDE HUMOR AND LANGUAGE
ASK FOR PARENT PERMISSION BEFORE READING

Soarin showed up. "Hello, my heterosexual fiancé who is sexually attracted to males and males only."

"We're so heterosexual," blushed the fast speedy horse with a blue coat and a rainbow hued mane and didn't like getting her hooves touched.

"Tradition, darlings!" Shouted Rarity.

"Tradition!" They all repeated in union.

Current release date:
October 23rd

It's A Festival, rated Teen+

In a world where Hasbro panders to the Bronies' annoyingly narrow-sighted needs, Derpy the lesbian becomes the element of Honesty, Luna becomes princess (and they hold a ritual,  sacrificing Celestia), Applejack dies, Rainbow Dash the penis-loving heterosexual heterosexually gets hetero-married to her heterosexual penisfriend, Soarin, and Twilight does nothing but sit in the corner and be a cardboard cutout of a librarian who sells books and does magic.

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Beyonce Takes Over Equestria--
Ththtitle says it all. I am prepared for this to get a hella amount of downvotes.

The Difficulties of Love--
AppleDash. The plot hasn't been worked out yet, at all. All I know is that it'll probably be a dunkerplunk (a word I made up for a story that has a good plot but is executed terribly).

(insert cheesy title here)--
Yet another cliche story about a character who discovers they are... *whispers* gaaaaaaaaaaay.

Not So Great And Powerful--

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