Just because you're writing a short chapter on some shitty writing.com interactive doesn't mean you should lower your standards. Always use grammar. Always spellcheck. Always search thesaurus after thesaurus for the exact right word. Otherwise, you'll fail as hard as I am now.
The one and only BGN has allowed me to use his picture as cover art for Statuesque, proving once again that he's one of the chillest dudes in the fandom. Also, I changed Mr. Doran into a canon character, since I know how OC's can trigger people.
What if the reason I can't write is because some sort of evil presence has touched me and is drawing me into its dark clutches, Alan Wake style? I do live near a lake... Oh my. Better leave the lights on.