Jun
15th
2012
- Member Since 2nd Feb, 2012
- offline last seen Nov 14th, 2013
GearShift
Guy in university. I write to escape a feeling of sadness that seems to follow me everywhere.
GearShift
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A little something I drew...took me an hour.
Pinkie Pie: An hour which could have been spent on learning to cook
You still have my credit card number, just orders something
Pinkie Pie: Oh yea...about that credit card...you know that holiday to France I...we never got to take?
... ... ...
Nice work on the rocket launcher (and, ya know, the rest doesn't suck either
)!
My attempts here, here, here, and here.
Waiita minute... both you and Pinkie are MARRIED?!
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NAAAAAOOOO, TEECH ME 2 DWAW :(
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No...It was my credit card and she thought it would have been nice to order me a seat as well...
...a seat in the cargo bay.
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Aww... thats so sweet... I do hope that next time you get your places in flight
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No, Pinkie got first class...she stuffed me into a duffel bag, the flight attendant mistook me for a bomb and dropped me into the ocean halfway through the flight.
Pinkie Pie picked me up on her way back, decided to buy a yacht with the money she made in the french casinos...apparently the people there don't know how to put on a poker face, just jumped up screaming every time they got a good hand.
She threw me a rope onto the island I took shelter on...didn't even bother pulling it up, just told me to hold on and kept steering the boat quicker.
Good news is that she won enough money in the casinos over there that it should cover the money she wasted.
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Good news is that she one enough money
1. Won.
Well, least you got some fantastic Ski Riding (i think that's what it was called)
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Once a grammer nazi, always a grammer nazi...
And Pinkie's not exactly a good enough captain to avoid...obstacles.
Pinkie Pie: I said sorry, didn't I?
Sorry won't change the fact that I still cant find one of my testicles.
Pinkie Pie: Meh, you only need one
The fact remains that I now have less balls then other men.
Pinkie Pie: ...so, what changed?