He's a wimp... · 12:25pm Jun 4th, 2012
Pinkie Pie: Hey there, Pinkie Pie here. After the last blog post Derpy Hipster began having doubts about changing his name (that little pussy), so I did it for him while he was in the shower (took me a while to learn to use hooves to type, but he tends to have long, long showers). So here we are, I've made sure that Gear will never be able to see this blog post, and I will be making regular posts in his place, especially when he's wimping out.
On the other hoof, the new chapter will be out soon for "my little brony, an unexpected visitor", I'll finish it myself if Gear's too lazy. In any case, you can expect to hear more from me in the future.
DO...NOT...TELL...GEAR...ABOUT...THIS...POST.
-Pinkamina Diane Pie aka Pinkie Pie
(walks out of shower, singing) "...Pinkie, is that my computer?"
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, problem?
erm...no, just stay out of the history section, I don't need the grief
Pinkie Pie: Guess you wont need this folder labled "Horse anatomy studies" do you?
Is that my blog? Pinkie, don't you DARE PRESS THE BUTTO....
Apparently, my name is now changed...
Pinkie Pie: Thank me later
(murderous glare)
Pinkie Pie: What?
You should really stay off my computer, it has content not fit for a filly.
Pinkie Pie: I've walked in on you sitting the toilet, I don't think I can get any more damaged than I already am
Hence why i send you to therapy
Pinkie Pie: Hence why I attached a live video stream to your bathroom door
...We'll be right back after...
Pinkie Pie: ...this nervous breakdown? That's the third one today...you still haven't made me dinner
(yelling through muffled pillow) order a pizza
Pinkie Pie: ...And now I have his credit card.
I know the feel, bro; Lyra got hold of my credit card and won't stop buying things from Mann Co...
155664 One can only hope that she finds some of the items that she wants by chance.