Short story 1 · 11:42am Sep 17th, 2014
There was a crash in the castle. Every pony knew what was coming. "Hide your food!!!" Said a guard. As soon as he said that Celestia shown up behind him.
"Where are the new kitchens?" She asked. Almost out of breath. She had just left her room where the repair workers are. Their daily job, fix the door Celestia broke. With her body.
" Um..." the guard looked around for the answer. He looked to his partner, he shook his head vigorously. "Right there." He pointed to the door down the hall.
"Thank you, Cloud Runner." She said as she made her way threw the hall. Once she got into the kitchen there was no food to be seen. "Hello Morning Mead. Is there any cake today?" She said. She was gasping for air in between her words.
"Now your highness, you ate it all. And you are not getting any more." Said Mead. He was stern in his actions and if that's what he says going to happen its going to happen.
"Why would you deniy me food? " she said.
"Because your over four thousand pounds!" He yelled.
"No I'm just big boned."
"And your always eating!" He looked up at her. And sure enough she had KFC in her hooves.
"Not true." She said as she stuffed the whole bucket in her mouth.
"And you ate your student! She was only five!" And just to prove it true, Twilights muffled yells could still be heard in Celestia's stomach.
"So not true. She merely climed in, I just gave her a little push. Its not my fault she tasted so good." She said as she reached for his legs.
"What are you doing?!" He screamed as he was put in her mouth as a whole. "Hello mister mead." Said a muffled Twilight.
"Let's see where I can find food." Celestia said as she truged out of the kitchen.
Let me know if you want more!
She ate her student?
2461547 Yah... she's a pig...
2461775 I Would Love To See More.