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Has This Ever Happened to you?

Sometimes I seriously question how uncoordinated I really am. While trying to rub my eye this morning, I overshot it and ended up punching myself in the face. This prompted me to compile this list of accidents that occur because of dumb reasons. So tell me, have any of these ever happened to you: (All of these have happened to me)
1. Accidentally punch yourself in the face.
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Fun Fact: Hidden Chapters

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Sep

7th

2014

Has This Ever Happened to you? · 4:04pm Sep 7th, 2014

Sometimes I seriously question how uncoordinated I really am. While trying to rub my eye this morning, I overshot it and ended up punching myself in the face. This prompted me to compile this list of accidents that occur because of dumb reasons. So tell me, have any of these ever happened to you: (All of these have happened to me)

1. Accidentally punch yourself in the face.
2. Spaz out while sleeping because you had a crazy dream and fell off the bed.
3. Get stuck in a tree.
4. Slip while running towards a pool and end up in the most painful bellyflop of your life.
5. Step onto a treadmill you assume is not moving, but really is, and wipeout.
6. Step onto a treadmill you assume is moving, but really it's not, and wipeout.
7. While racing to answer the phone, trip on something and slide across the floor. (I did this one during school.)
8. Tie a rope to a golf cart and hang on to the rope as the golf cart drives around, only to have the golf cart swing you into a tree.
9. Open a cabinet, forget to close it, and smack into the cabinet door later.
10. Get mad while playing Monopoly, flip the game board, only for it to hit you in the face while being flipped.

I'm not the smartest guy.

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