Well, this is...interesting...

So recently, having come back from doing a tonne of game programming and design (mostly the latter), I decided to come back to reading horse words when suddenly...

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/213786/amy-in-equestria

This pops up in my inbox from a certain friend of mine and I check it out, only to have my revolver pointed to my skull moments later. Fucking damn it. I thought, Is this girl for real? It's more fucking horrifying than The Lost Element. Then, a bright (not-really) idea popped into my head that me and said friend should riff the fuck out of this one and maybe knock some brutal sense into this poor little girl, whether she gets this or not.

Here's a link to the riff, enjoy.