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Magenta Cat


The writer formerly known as Wave Blaster. It's been a weird decade. She/Her.

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Aug
23rd
2014

For those who think that chileans aren't BADASS! · 11:21pm Aug 23rd, 2014

I was wondering, whose are the countries know as memetic BADASS! in the world?
Australians: Live in a place where even the ground wants to kill them.
Russians: Their President is Vladimir 'riding a bear' Putin
Chileans: Not too much, just 6.7 earthquakes that happens once in a while.

Here's a reactions comparison with USAers:
4.7 earthquake in Los Angeles, California:

Meanwhile, 6.7 earthquake in Santiago, Chile:

To be honest, and I'm not making this up, 4.7 is barely enough to get someone out of bed. If you still don't believe me, here's a fragment from the TVTropes page on Chile:

And finally, Chile is one of the most seismic countries in the world, constantly hit by earthquakes (3 to 4 Richter scale so common they are nothing to the Chilean people). History records show to expect a big one each 10-15 years. The Biggest Earthquake recorded in the History of Recording Earthquakes is the Great Chilean Earthquake, with a subsequent Tsunami. The most recent one is the 2010 Chile earthquake, which made up for its lateness with an 8.8 in the Richter Scale. Timing and magnitude had caused this to be compared with the Haiti earthquake of 2010. Structures and buildings upheld better in the Chilean case.

So, pretty much that. We don't have a memetic BADASS! President and our land is not filled with lethal traps. But we build, sleep and live with our ground constantly shaking in ways that would scare anyone else.

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Comments ( 2 )

i love how the guy for Chilean TV doesn't care at all about the earthquake , like " pff.......Earthquakes , those fags won't stop from doing my job".

when for the lesser one in america they're all " AAAAAAAH i don't wanna die ! quick Under the table , the womens first !" .

now i got a good joke for you : The french president is a badass .
you can laugh now

:rainbowlaugh:
Not bad, here's my contribution:
Our last president, Sebastian PiƱera, is the world's biggest jinx. There's this time, when a restaurant named a sandwich after him and the place caught fire THE NEXT DAY! And if a black cat cross his path, is the feline who should be afraid.

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