A rant about why you're probably, maybe, most assuredly, shit... · 8:07pm Aug 23rd, 2014
"Why is there no new chapter?" you might ask.
The answer is easy: Alcohol.... lot's of it.
Instead let me apeace you with this rant about how we are all shit:
If you watch reality TV, you are shit.
If you laugh about the darwin awards, you're shit.
If you don't flinch when you see an add about the third world, you're shit.
If you dismiss a good cause, because of an obnoxious minority, you're shit.
If your only contribution, to the entirety of human culture, is a comment on youtube, you're shit.
If you ever laughed about that funny speaking guy in 3rd class, you're shit.
If you ever thought, "I'll do it tommorow" but never did, you're shit.
If you ever thought that "because I can" is a legitimate reason, you're shit.
If you fell happy and you know it clap your hands.
If you ever downvoted a fic, without leaving an comment, you're shit.
If your stance on voting is "it's not like it matters", you're shit.
If you practive alternative medicin, you're a fraud, and you're shit.
If you think that any form of entitlement is allright, you should take a few years to study astronomy.
If you feel like shouting at somebody, don't.
If you are sad, try smiling, it's not a cure all, but sometimes it's surprisingly helpfull.
If you ever uttered the words "Inteligent design", please refrain from adding your genes to the genepool.
If you ever feel like writing a pseudo-rant when drunk, for god's sake don't do it, or in the least, do it somewhere where I can comment on it.
.... Updates will resume tommorow, with "The moon, The Draconequuus, and the sands of Saddle Arabia"...
Good night, and please don't be shit.
What kind of voting? Because in a country like the United States, where not voting is literally the best option when you have to choose between two shit candidates, I don't think this makes us shit. Besides, it's true that our votes don't mean anything. Look at Al Gore v. George Bush. Our votes are nudges for the electoral voters who actually decide who is elected. That's how the system works.
2414548 I refuse to acknowledge the existence of this blog post. ^^
2414567
What blog post? Who are you? Who am I? What's the meaning of life?
2414572 I have it from a good source, that the answer to all those questions is 42.
Haha, it's tequila sunset