I really want to write something new, but I'm lonely and don't have many good ideas at the moment. So, anyone want to try writing a story with me?
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what did you have in mind?
2362034 Nothing really. One of the reasons I want to work with someone else.
2362050 Hmm, I might have an idea, but first a few questions.
1: Are you a mare or a stallion?
2: What tribe do you herald from?
3: What city/town do you live in?
4: The green pegasus filly, (that you've never seen before in your life) curently raiding your pantry asks where you keep the roasted bannanas, how do you respond?
5: What is your name?
6: If your answere on No. 4 was 'what the buck?!' or similar, your probably among the 90% of Equestrias populations that is sane... that or your curently not drunk.
7: The filly is doing dubble backflips on your bed while drinking cold cocoa... you didin't have any cocoa in the house...
2362469
1. Stallion
2. Unicorn
3. Undecided
4. Fourth shelf on the left below the toaster that's powered by a potato battery.
5. Lore Keeper
6. Not drunk but not necessarily sane.
7. Can I have some?
2362905 Lore Kepper, say hello to Whirlwind, a (maybe) orphan filly who dosen't see the silver lineing on the dark cloud... because to her there never was a dark cloud to begin with!
2364046 Hello!
2364346 "Hi!" waves a hoof in greating... and knocks over a vase and breaks it.
"..." she pokes a few pieces around, tilting her head a bit.
"...Hey, this totally sorta kinda looks like a two-headed duck rideing a unicycle while eating a pear!"
2364380 *Looks at pieces*
"Ehh, looks more like a tangerine than a pear."
2364413 Looking up from... whatever it looks like you see all your books in an habhazard pile on the floor with Whirlwind on top.
"I claim this mountain of knowledge in the name of me, Captain Lord Dutchess Whirlwind the Awesomeiestes!"
2364697 "Watch out for the spider."
*Point cheerfully to the giant mechanical spider behind you*
"He's harmless, but he might stick you to the ceiling."
2364848 "Thats not a spider, thats a tarantula."
"By the way, what happens if you put oatmeal in the potato-powered toaster?-"
*BOOM!!!*
"-appart from that?"
2364913 "Eh. Just some minor temporal flux. Nothing to worry about."
2364919 Rapid knocking (more like banging) comes from your front door.
Upon opening you find yourself face to face with your neghbor, miss Sweet Palette.
"Lore Keeper, this is the seventh, SEVENTH time I've told you to keep the racket down and I-" *she spots Whirlwind, playing patty-cake with the spider* "-YOU!!!"
"Hi miss lady ma'am, do you have any more cocoa, I ran out of it."
"You stole out of my pantry!"
"No, I cleaned out all the old food for you," Whirlwind says while putting a tophat and a monocle on the spider, "by the way you owe me 15 bits for that."
"I bought it yesterday!" Palette turns to you again, "who is this filly?!"
2364994 I smile at Palette. "No idea!" I pull out some bits and give them to her. "For the cocoa."
2365093 "Hey what does this do?"
*KA-SPLAT!* Palette is hit in the face by a hi-speed pie.
"Cool, you got a pie-zooka!"
The pie-form falls off Palette's face, her eye twitches.
"THATS IT, I'M CALLING THE GUARDS ON YOU!"
2365347 I continue smiling at her. "No need. If you remember, I'm the Captain of Canterlot Special Forces. Second Division." I hold up a little ranking badge for her to see.
2365768 She looks at you, then at the badge, then back at you again before giving off a frustrated roar and stomping off.
"Bye granma!" Whirlwind calls after Palette, making the mare miss a step.
"I'M NOT YOUR GRANDMOTHER!!!" she shouts back before slamming her door shut.