Fruit Wars Part III: Return of the Peach · 4:05am Aug 11th, 2014

[10:54:12 PM] Listener: Do you like... mmmm.... bannannas?
[10:54:31 PM] Sigma.EXE: I don't like the cock, good sire.
[10:54:39 PM] Listener: Wait
[10:54:43 PM] Jessa/chadack: f. I like mmmm bananners?
[10:54:45 PM] Jessa/chadack: f. hehe :D
[10:54:50 PM] Listener: Ohgod, i hadn't thought of it like that
[10:54:52 PM] Jessa/chadack: f. just dont send me to the MOON
[10:54:55 PM] Jessa/chadack: f. hehehe
[10:55:10 PM] Listener: Hi Flare!
[10:55:13 PM] Sigma.EXE: [10:54 PM] Listener:

<<< Ohgod, i hadn't thought of it like thatBananas have been the makeshift cock for ages, mate.
[10:55:15 PM] InsanityCorps: Ohai!
[10:55:49 PM] Rarity Belle: "He was referencing the 'to the mooooon' meme."
[10:55:58 PM] Sigma.EXE: Oh, I know, but let me tell you a tale.
[10:56:04 PM] Sigma.EXE: Sigma.EXE puts on a beard and monocle.
[10:56:07 PM] Listener: Whelp, there goes my innocence
[10:56:12 PM] Sigma.EXE: It was many a day ago when the war of bananas was fought...
[10:56:30 PM] Sigma.EXE: Medical halls were filled to the brim with men that had ruptured rectums.
[10:56:38 PM] Sigma.EXE: Some had lost their eyes as well.
[10:56:52 PM] Sigma.EXE: Others had been decapitated with the peel.
[10:57:13 PM] Sigma.EXE: Some had choked to death trying to eat them.
[10:57:21 PM] Listener: wat is this
[10:57:35 PM] Sigma.EXE: But the greatest of all... The golden banana.
[10:58:02 PM] Sigma.EXE: They say the leader of the nothern army weilded a banana as bright as the sun and as large as a tree.
[10:58:52 PM] Sigma.EXE: He struck down man after man, even using it to conjure other bum bananas to be rammed into rectums. Until, finally, a single brave warrior of the peach kingdom shoved a peach down his throat and struck off his fingers.
[10:59:07 PM] Sigma.EXE: He took the banana for himself and cleaved the warrior in half.
[10:59:13 PM] Listener: no
[10:59:25 PM] Sigma.EXE: But on his way to the place of its making, the banana corrupted him.
[10:59:49 PM] Sigma.EXE: He turned back, and was killed by minions of the grand warrior. The banana fell into the depths of the unending ocean, never to be seen again...
[11:00:31 PM] Rarity Belle: "That. Was. Retarded."