Score has been submitted.

Here it is. It'll be up on the site real soon as long as a mod doesn't hit reject by mistake.

This first chapter is far from perfect, but I would rather write the rest of the story than spend even more time trying to make it gleam.

Thanks are in order to the people who have helped, even a little, to make this thing tolerable: Figments, Flint Sparks, DeluxeMagnum69, and Yipyapper