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  • 513 weeks
    "Normal"

    (Oh hey I did another one! Well, I've got other parodies but the longer it has been since I made them, the less I like them.)

    "Normal"
    original = "Royals" by Lorde

    We still get out and play 'round in the snow
    But then we turn on the TV, watching ponies
    And we're all proud to like the show
    We are nerds it's true, no fandom envy

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  • 550 weeks
    Ruined FOREVER

    Inspired by the ever popular article from Transformers Wiki. I'm not pushing any sort of agenda here, I was just feeling bored and random.
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  • 558 weeks
    Art of the Dress (Uniform)

    Step by step, putting them together
    ASUs, we have an inspection coming up
    Making sure the cuffs button nicely
    Hopefully they don't look all jacked up
    Crack a smile and bite back my frustration
    Got to keep in mind the regulation
    I'm prepping ASUs

    Inch by inch, fussing on the details
    Straight gig line, clean the brass with soft cloth, spit-and-shine
    Set up all the badges as required

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"Normal" · 1:46am Jul 5th, 2014

(Oh hey I did another one! Well, I've got other parodies but the longer it has been since I made them, the less I like them.)

"Normal"
original = "Royals" by Lorde

We still get out and play 'round in the snow
But then we turn on the TV, watching ponies
And we're all proud to like the show
We are nerds it's true, no fandom envy

But everyone is like faggot, manchild, creepy child molester
Get out, grow up, it's for girls, they pester
We don't care, we're fighting parasprites in our dreams
But everybody's like what's up with this, look at all these plushies
Music, artwork, freaky-colored OCs
We don't care, we choose friendship over dark despair

And we'll never be normal (normal)
If the world is this cruel
Would you accept a broken heart
Or would you rather stand apart
We can be much kinder (kinder)
Together we are all friends
And maybe you'll see (you'll see, you'll see, you'll see)
That there's magic without end

We know this fandom that we chose
It keeps us from acceptance by our peers
But everyone who knows us knows
That we're fine with this
We conquered all our fears

But everyone is like faggot, manchild, creepy child molester
Get out, grow up, it's for girls, they pester
We don't care, we're fighting parasprites in our dreams
But everybody's like what's up with this, look at all these plushies
Music, artwork, freaky-colored OCs
We don't care, we choose friendship over dark despair

And we'll never be normal (normal)
If the world is this cruel
Would you accept a broken heart
Or would you rather stand apart
We can be much kinder (kinder)
Together we are all friends
And maybe you'll see (you'll see, you'll see, you'll see)
That there's magic without end

Ooh ooh oh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed,
And things are never what they seem
Ooh ooh oh
Life is great without a care
We choose friendship over dark despair

And we'll never be normal (normal)
If the world is this cruel
Would you accept a broken heart
Or would you rather stand apart
We can be much kinder (kinder)
Together we are all friends
And maybe you'll see (you'll see, you'll see, you'll see)
That there's magic without end

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