Happy 4th, art Tech Question, and an Announcement.

Happy Fourth of July everyone! If your not American than enjoy your Friday.
These are the funniest Patriotic jokes/comebacks ever.

EDIT: Totally not crying while listening to this while I'm in Germany right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiO2-R8yKjE&feature=youtu.be

Now ALL DIGITAL ARTISTS!

Ein frage. (question)

Hardware: Wacom Intuos 4 small, Art Pen
Software: Paint Tool SAI v. 1.2.0
Paint Tool SAI suddenly stopped recognizing pressure sensitivity.
I have uninstalled and reinstalled my wacom drivers.
I have uninstalled and reinstalled Paint Tool SAI.
I have removed all user preferences in Wacom Preference File Utility.
I have checked minimum size to make sure it is at 0%.
I made sure I have the size, density, and blend options checked in my brushes' advanced settings.
What in the world could it be? I've been having this problem since Tuesday (7/1/14) but couldn't troubleshoot because I had no internet access where I was at. On Monday, it worked properly. Please help me, I've two commissions, many more discordian games banners, and a few other side requests, and this is really stressing me out.
Thank you very much in advance ;n;

That's from my good friend Ayemel whos been having some issues with SAI (the sensitivity is just fine with CS and other programs but she prefers SAI). If you think you can offer aid, please do so here.

As for my writing-

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We're working on it. You shouldn't hear from me again until I have some stuff ready, but we'll just say that'll be soon. (We're talking Pet, a few one-shots, and a really awesome tourney that I've been working my hardest on, more on that later)

PS - It really does mean a lot to me when you guys ask things like "when is the next chapter of .... coming out?".