There's this stupid new thing going around about tagging. I say "stupid", because it's making my inner hipster scream "DON'T GO WITH THE FLOW, DiBP, DON'T DO IT!". It actually seems kind of fun, it's just... somehow annoying. But alas. Thou hast tagged me, Primalcorn1! Now I gotta get around to this thing... Rest assured, it's surprisingly entertaining, everypony...

Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people.

Stuff about me:
1. I like too many shippings to name a favorite. There are so many good ones, how is one supposed to decide?
2.I don't feel like I deserve any of my friends, they're such awesome people and I'm.... me. >.> (*ahem*, talking to you, Svetsunov, StormWing, Corny (well, I was talking about real life friends for a second, but somehow you got in, gratz ), Eddie, and... other people I can't think of)
3. I've gotten sucked into League of Legends. But I'm too scared of being a bad player to do anything more than the tutorial over and over again.
4. A couple of kids, who were up to no good, started making trouble in the neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air".
5. I'm tired of Call of Duty. It's gotten too easy. I challenge myself by only using the riot shield now. Anything else is WAY too easy. People just aren't good at that game.
6. (because 4 doesn't really count as one of the five) I had something interesting to say here, but I forgot it when I typed the disclaimer at the start of it. Like, I actually did have something cool. This isn't a cop out.

1. If you have been tagged, it means I've conversed with you via messages on this site and I like you. Do you like me?

Like you? No... no. I don't like you. I~ LOVE YOU.
I wish I had something more clever to say.

B. Cake or Pie?

Always cake. This is why I could never ship myself with Soarin'. ER-HEM. Not to imply I ever wanted to do such a thing, just a hypothesis, naturally... *eyes dart fearfully*

3. Everypony that got tagged has contributed to this fandom with their writing. For that, I commend you. What is your favorite part about writing?

Well, I like....
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Why do I like writing? And I do like it.
I haven't done much of it lately, but that doesn't mean I haven't been learning about it and thinking about it constantly. I guess I've started seeing it as a mental challenge for myself, literature-related things in general that is. It's been a surprisingly fulfilling experience to read other's writing, to learn from it, to find the flaws, to discover solutions to those flaws, to form strong opinions on how I myself want to write.
Short of the actual writing, I've made a ton of growth as a wordy person in general. I can't wait to see how I write after this weird and fulfilling metamorphosis.

D. When you write, who do you write for?

I write for the truth and I write for myself. In the fandom, that means I can't stand it when people change things that are canon or not true to the characters personalities and that I am, indeed, a very egoistic, self-centered bastard.

5. What is your favorite genre of fanfiction?

Romance, I guess. For fan fiction, that is. There's something really great about seeing characters you already know reach new levels of depth through their romance with another character. Taking them into that deeper emotional connection can, when done right, often reveal more about their character and personality than the show could. Sex and hormones are powerful forces in life, after all. And yes, I read clopfics, for the reasons said above. Some of the things these ponies have done in the bedroom have revolutionized their personalities to me. In a good way, of course. Meaning I think their reactions are both valid and likely. It's fun to see things like that when people do it right and don't go "HURR HURR DERP, THEN TWILIGHT PUT ON THE STRAP ON AND RAINBOW DASH SAID, "WOAH TWILIGHT YOU'RE SO BIG" AND TWILIGHT SAID "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" AND THEY BOTH LAUGHED THEIR ASSES OFF BECAUSE THEY WERE SO DRUNK AND THEN THEY HAD HOT STEAMY LESBIAN SEXES".

F. What is your favorite fanfiction?

You're really gonna pull this one on me?... Urgh, too many good ones. Fine, trollolololololololololol. "Cupcakes"
(but actually I think either Romance Reports or Harmony, which you have to read, Corny. That's your research for The Artifact. LEARN FROM THAT AUTHOR)

7. Who is your favorite fanfiction author?

Why, primalcorn1, of course! I've been around since the beginning, and it's been a blast. I like how selfless you are, too. That's unique coming from an author, let me tell you. Most of the popular authors are either politely indifferent or in some sort of war with each other. It's weird.

H. What is your favorite Shakespeare play? (And you better be able to answer that.)

My inner hipster is crying out in agony again, but "Romeo and Juliet". I saw a performance of that pretty recently that struck me like a four-ton baseball bat (meaning it was really good, imo). Best Shakespeare performance I've seen to date. Which isn't saying much. I haven't seen many.

9. What is your favorite book? (Fanfiction doesn't count)

It used to be "The Book Thief", but times have changed and I don't hardly do any reading these days. Like, any. I used to be a book fanatic, though. I couldn't say. That used to be it, so I'll stick with that, but I wonder....

J. What is your favorite television show?

I assume that means besides ponies. Hmmm.... I don't watch much TV. OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT NON-AMERICAN STUFF. The One Piece anime. Because One Piece is the best thing, on equal or higher standing than ponies. Watching all 441 episodes (there are a lot more now, like 520-ish I think) in under 2 weeks was the greatest and most wasted time of my life. It was glorious. It filled my thoughts with nothing but One Piece for a month. It was beautiful.

11. What is your favorite movie?

Serious: Dances With Wolves
Silly: Team America: World Police

Now to tag some pones:

1. TheFabulousRedheart

2. Starwind Dood

3. ImJustAnotherBrony

4. Applejinx

5. Twilightclopple

6. NintendoGal55

7. Zaiker42

That's all, though. Seriously, who has 11 people they'd want to tag?

I hope this doesn't get too big. I'd feel bad for all the famous brony authors, I'm sure they'll be bombarded with these things.

Here's your questions, everypony!

1. Is best pony: Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, OR Rainbow Dash?

2. What do you like best about writing?

3. First 3 shippings that come to mind? GO!

4. Earth Pony, Unicorn, or Pegasus?

5. How much do you like talking to fans/people in the comments? Do they annoy you? Entertain you? Intellectually challenge you?

6. Can you tell me the first time the 3 CMC are seen together in the series? Just the episode is fine.

7. What would you do, professionally, if you lived in Equestria?

8. What dream of yours has been crushed in the past?

9. Hamburgers or hot dogs?

10. Who's your dream boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/pony?

11. Do you recognize me from the comments/actual interaction on this site? Or do you have no idea who I am?

Well, this was... fun. Anyways, y'all just got tagged. So...