Never steal a nigga's watermelon · 7:25am Jun 10th, 2014

Let me break this down.
I went to a little kids birthday party today, just a cousin's of mine, and to be completely honest I was having the fucking time if my life. You know, everything's wonderful when you have slides and jumping houses and the kids mom's you can hit on.
Everything was fucking amazing.
Considering that we are nigga's, after I T-bagged a couple of my irritating cousins, it was time to eat. So we went under the gazebo, and split up a big ass watermelon. I was in the middle of eating my piece, when one of them little dingle berries chunked a fucking water balloon to the back of my head, and you a trippin' nigga to think I let that little shit get away with it. I set down the piece of watermelon and went to chase his ass down, and some foxy ass nigga suck up and ate my fucking watermelon.

They. Ate. My. Watermelon.

I'm going to tell you once. Never. EVER. Take a nigga's watermelon.

So when I came back to finish the piece of heaven (besides pussy,) It was gone. I knew who it was.

I called Re-re to get his ratchet butt over here, and asked him a simple question. "Did you eat my watermelon, Re-re?"

He looked up at me and laughed, and said three words.

"Suck. My. Dick."

I let it go. Not only is it offensive because I prefer the pussy over the dick, but this 16 year old nigga knew it. So I, the 14 year old, picked him up, And dropped him on his neck!

Nigga I ain't a trip today!

He ran away before I could beat him up anymore- lucky bastard- but I still let him know straight. I got grounded I hurt him so bad. Do I give a damn?

HELL NO!!!

Nigga ate my fucking watermelon.

Don't you EVER eat my watermelon.

I ain't shit.

Yet.

Look it, twat

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