Don't play with fire! · 9:38pm May 21st, 2014
Alright, so your probably wondering about that title...if you aren't, too bad, I'm explaining it anyways. A good friend of mine and I got a group and we went camping. Keep in mind, this was supposed to be a one night trip. I personally make my own fire-starters, and if you happen to want to know how I do it, let me know and I'll PM you the instructions... Anyways, my friend decided that he wanted to use one of said fire-starters to start up the campfire, and proceeded to do so... He began by lighting the fire-starter, after he had gathered wood of course... In his hand...
The only reason he still has his hand is because I grabbed the flaming device and threw it into our fire pit. Afterwards, I promptly slapped him across the face, and told him that he is an idiot. This is the end of the story. Seriously, you can stop reading now. Wow, I'm truly surprised that you're still reading this... Do you have nothing to do with your time?! Well than, I'm not going to entertain this foolishness any longer.
