Just Who I Am

My name/alias is Joseph B. Whitney.

I'm a twenty year old gamer who, most of the day, sits on his damn happy ass all day, simply wondering "what should I do for the day?" It usually comes down to playing some video games or writing for my many stories that I could never hope of finishing.

You should know something before you start reading any of my stories by the by, finished or unfinished. I am not the best writer ever nor am I somebody you can rely on for a chapter everyday.

No, sir, I am not.

Most of my current stories seems to take about several months for the next chapter because it's just a hobby and I do have a life and a active one at that. This basically means that it will literally be 3005 before I finish ANY of my stories and any more after that. By then, I'll have my great, great grandson be doing this shit whether he likes it or not.

I don't give a fuck, I'll be dead and it'll be his turn, that fucker.

Just like any normal fan of these damned tiny, colorful horses, I like some anime but I mostly watch television, but just seriously fuck paying the bill so I just use Netflix. It's a lot cheaper.

If you do have Netflix, go watch Supernatural if you haven't already. Do it!

Also just like every other living, breathing human, I like music. I mostly prefer Hard Rock, Metal and '80s Rock. I'm a fan of bands such as Five Finger Death Punch, Volbeat, Theory of a Deadman, Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park and many others.

So, I'm pretty much your average joe.

Get it? 'Cause my name's J-Joe?

I'll go put a bullet in my brain now.