Pinkie Pie Logic - An Explanation

Hi! After much reading of books and watching of MLP:FIM episodes, I have come up with a summary of what I call Pinkie Logic, the logic that governs any action related to Pinkie Pie. Known logic is as follows:

-Gravity is for other ponies
-All objects are bigger on the inside
-Black surfaces are actually empty voids, which Pinkie can appear from
-Pinkie Pie knows everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, even when it seems she does not
-Pinkie Pie can see into the near future
-A party cannon can be found anywhere there is an empty space
-Pinkie does not need to use the doors or windows to enter a room, she just appears.
-Pinkie is the fastest pony
-Pinkie does not understand fear, instead finding scary things funny
-Confetti can appear out of thin air when Pinkie is involved
-Pinkie can be in one place and then in another milliseconds later
-Pinkie can do things that nopony else notices her do, making them wonder where she found the time to do said thing, like take pictures while everypony else panics.

And that is a summary of Pinkie Logic, though an actually conclusive summary would be impossible, as Pinkie Pie simply defies all logic, including her own.

Also, if Pinkie Logic is dropped upon another, the most likely result would be that ALL ARGUMENTS ARE NOW INVALID. There are others, but this is the most likely to happen.

This list will be updated periodically.

Comments

[Joural]

Okay, so, A, that's not an explanation, it's a list of rules. B, you've clearly missed the point of several key Pinkie episodes(Cough cough feeling Pinkie Keen).

I don't feel like explaining what Pinkie operates on myself, though, so feel free to browse this readily available guide to writing Pinkie.

Seriously, that explains it perfectly. Pinkie doesn't have specific rules, she is the embodiment of the rule of funny.