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Slendermare


Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

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Apr
18th
2014

[Insert Generic Title Here] · 4:53pm Apr 18th, 2014

Hi proxies, I got bored. So now, I'm going to ask random questions that nobody everyone doesn't care about needs answers to!
Why was King Sombra obsessed with stairs?
What if Sombra was trying to save the Crystal Empire from Chrissalys by filling them with fear and hatred?
Why did Sombra get so little screen time?
Why is the sky blue? Oh, wait I already know that one...
Who else thinks Sombra could have been using crystals to make drugs?
Who else thinks that Shining Armor could have found a better solution to a problem other than throwing his wife?
Who else thinks that Derpy stole Applejacks screen time by talking?
Who else thinks Sombra may have survived?
Who else thinks that Sombra needs more episodes?
Who else thinks that I read to many memes before writing this?

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Comments ( 86 )

Those are questions that I never asked, but now want answers to. Good job.

2021581 I read too many memes. :rainbowlaugh:

1. Because stairs are so sweggy, don't you know?
2. Umm... What?
3.because no pony liked him.
4.because of blue dye.
5.DRUGS? WHERE!?:pinkiecrazy:
6.Not me.
7. HEY! DON'T BLAME DERPY LIKE THAT!
8. Unlikely.
9. No pony liked him, he doesn't need more episodes.
10. Dem memes.

2021643 Derpy's awesome. Applejack fans may say different though. :rainbowlaugh:

2021614 *playful smirk* Jerk. Now I have to use the interwebz.

2021730 :ajsmug: The plan I came up with literally less than a minute ago.

2021739 Asshole. Now I really wanna know why Shiny threw Cady.

2021743 I'm not sure, all I know that it's popular among memes. :rainbowlaugh:

2021746 Dammit. STOP MAKING ME DO WANT!!!

2021748 I stumble upon this one meme a lot. Its hilarious. :trollestia:

2021768 BWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2021776 Do you want to SEE this meme?

2021788 *brain explodes* *calls the Slayer* *puts on a Nicolas Cage face* No shit, Sherclop!

2021793 Jeez, ya don't have to freak out over it, yeesh.

2021796 BWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2021797 Ok.
Wait I can't remember where I saw it last... Maybe it's hiding in one of my folders. :facehoof:

2021801 I hate you so much right now... :twilightangry2:

2021807 Now I hate you even more... :twilightangry2::twilightangry2::twilightangry2:

2021808 I found it, it just needs a minute for the folder too load.

2021812 I hate you so much right now, it cannot even be expressed by emoticons.

2021815 The photo won't work.

2021819 Ok, give me a minute to find it on the Google.

2021819 I couldn't find it.

2021837 You are such an asshole that the amount of asshole-ness trumps Chrissy's at the wedding.

2021871 No, true. You got all riled for a new meme, yet, you don't deliver.

2021876 N, I blame you. You could have easily clicked "view image", then copied and pasted the URL to the comment, even if the linky-dink was broken.

1: it's amusing to watch people rage over stairs
2: why would Chrysalis want to associate herself with such an awful OC uh I mean character?
3: because Sombra is a poorly designed and written OC uh I mean character.
4: because reasons.
5: Breaking Bad
6: jokes on Shining Armor. About a week after the occurrence Cadence filed a lawsuit.
7: stole her screen- wait, WHAT?!
8: oh dear God I hope not.
9: they could have DONE something with Sombra. But the writers just got lazy and made him a disappointing OC uh I mean character
10: MEEEEEEEEEMES!

2021887 There is no possible way that could fail. Right-click the picture, press "View Image", copy the URL from the top of the page, then paste the URL to your comment. It is NOT that hard.

2022271 Well, I couldn't find the picture, jeez. :raritycry:

2022274 HOW DO YOU LOSE A PICTURE?!?!?!?!?! (No, seriously, enlighten me.)

2022280 I lose everything. I mean EVERYTHING.

2022289 That... is Tee-total Bullshit. How do lose your face?

2022291 :trixieshiftright: Really? :ajbemused: Although, your response doesn't surprise me.

2022296 No, I suppose it shouldn't... Though, still, how DID you lose it?

2022303 I really don't know, I just don't know...

2022310 What went wrong? *snickers from well placed reference*

2022314 I don't know, I really don't. I looked, a lot.

2022317 You should post a blog on the funny memes you find. That's what I do.

2022327 With a thousand lies and a good disguise! Hit em' right between the eyes! Hit em' right between the eyes!

2022329 Did you really just refer to that song?

2022346 I was listening to that song as you typed that.

2022354 They say it's what you make. I say it's up to fate.

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