To the BANDWAGON!

And so I'm doing this now.

1. What is your first name?
Kenny. Like from South Park, but with much less death.

2. How old are you?
The fuck you need to know?

3. What country are you from.
The US of A.

4. What do you actually look like?
Like a typical American.

5. What do you wish you looked like?
Like myself.

6. How did you come across My Little Pony?
I got curious after watching the Know Your Meme video on it. Found an episode (S3 Ep1) and dug in. I got hooked from the start.

7. What is your favorite ship in My Little Pony and why?
None.

8. What is your least favorite ship and why?
All of them.

9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of Fimfiction that you love MLP?
Yes.

10. Were they a family member?
Your grammar on this one is horrendous. Yes, I have in fact.

11. Favorite MLP episode?
Season 3 episode 1 will always hold a place in my heart.

12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Superman.

13. Who is your favorite anti-hero?
Can you explain?

14. Favorite supervillain?
The Joker.

15. Favorite anti-villain?
Now you're just making these up.

16. What was the last book you read?
Can't remember the title, but it was an illustrated history of WWII.

17. Last movie you watched?
Red Dawn, 2012.

18. What is your favorite song at the moment?
Song? Loyalty. Music? Heart of Courage, by Two Steps from Hell.

19. What song do you always come back to?
Otherside, by Red Hot Chili Peppers

20. What is your current job?
Does student count?

21. If this is not your final job what job do you want in the future?
Please work on your grammar! I suppose I would be a Video Game Level Designer.

22. What is you dream job?
#21.

23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement?
...

24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure?
Can I opt out of this one?

25. Do you have any pets?
Yes. A cat.

26. What is your dream pet?
A goldfish.

27. Do you own any weapons?
No.

28. Is there a gun you really want?
A 12 gauge pump shotgun.

29. What Religion are you?
"Religion" isn't capitalized.

30. If you could hang out with one person in all of history who would it be?
William Hershel.

31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for one day who would it be?
Who's saying I would?

32. Are you political?
The fuck?

33. Are you married?
No.

34. Do you have a special sonepony?
...No...

35. Have a crush on anyone?
...Yes...

36. Care to explain?
...No.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
No, not really.

38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be?
To be honest? Putin, just to see what he's like in person. I'm curious.

39. Who is your favorite pony?
Everypony! Duh!

40. Any embarrassing secrets you would like to share?
No!

41. If you have done any stories/art what is your favorite piece(s)?

42. Are you a virgin?
I plead the Fifth.

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have no regrets about?
Ate two Taco Bell XXL Stuffed Steak Burritos in one sitting.

44. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life that you have regrets about?
Went 48 hours without sleep.

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
No.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?

47. What are some of your favorite FIM stories?
Way too many to put here.

48. Favorite Quote?
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is
to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."-Douglas Adams

49. Did you ever hurt someone’s feelings just to hurt them?
Eenope.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly?
Why yes, yes I did.

Thank you.