50 Questions · 7:39am Apr 8th, 2014
Well...here we are....What am i even doing 
ah well. Show must go on in some aspect.
1. Real name: Joshua Sanbrooke
2. Age: Fourteen hitting Fifteen in may
3. What country are you from: Britain, England Britain and any other 'slang' names of britain.
4. What do you really look like: I can only see two ways of doing this....changeing my profile pic for a set amount of days or trying (and failing extremely bad) to put a pic here.........So yeah profile pic change it is 
5. What do you wished you looked like: Is it too vain to say me?
6. How did you come across mlp: my mate Aaron from school dared me :P
7. Favorite ship: None....dont do that.
8. My least favorite ship: every single one :P
9. Have you admitted to anyone outside of fimfiction of your love of mlp: Yeah....Now everyones asking me to sing the theme tune.
10. Were they a family member: Yes and no. My dad and my mate found out at roughly the same time.
11. Favorite episode: Wonderbolts Academy :P
12. Who is your Favorite Super Hero:....Well shit......uhhh DeadPool
13. Who's your favorite anti hero: Dont have one.
14. Favorite super villian: The joker played by heath ledger.
15. Favorite anti-villian:.....There's anti villians?
16. What was the last book you read: The One That Got Away by Chris Ryan
17. Whats the last movie you watched: Enders Game. 
18. Favorite song at the moment: Well...its a tie between like toy soldiers by eminem and a light that never comes coone remix.
19. What song to i always come back to: Lose yourself - Eminem
20. What's your current job: Looking for work...if that counts :P
21. If this isnt your final job. What do you want to do in the future: Anything in the RAF or Army.
22. What is your dream job: Fast Jet pilot flying the Eurofighter typhoon 
23. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest achievement: Conquering Dartmoor.
24. At this moment in your life, what is your greatest failure: Maths...definatly maths :P
25. Do you have any pets: Yes.
26. What is your dream pet: A siberian husky
27. Do you own any weapons:......HA....this is britain so no.
28. Id there a gun you really really want: L85A2. Or the L115A2.
29. Religion: Unorthodox Christian.
30. If you could hang out with one person from history who would it be: Winston churchill i guess.
31. If you could bring back one person from the dead for a day who would it be: My grandad.
32. Are you political:.....Nah
33. Married: No
34. Do i have a special.....No im not writing this: Yes i have a girlfriend.
35. Do you have a crush on anyone: No
36. Care to explain: its self explanatory
37. Do you consider your self attractive: When im off the moor yeah. When on it bloody hell no.
38. If you could spend one day with someone still alive who would it be: Eminem.
39.Best Pony: Spitfire(
)
40. Any embarrassing secrets you want to share: Nah, get out
41. If you've done stories or art what are your favorite pieces: Got one in the works...not happy with it at the minute though.
42. Are you a virgin: Yeah.
43. Whats the craziest thing you've done in your life that you have no regrets about: Almost burning down a school that costs 53 million quid.
44. Craziest thing iv done that i do regret: I would say breaking my arm but i dont.....I REGRET NOTHING!
45. Do you have any fetish's: Yes....No im not going to answer in detail.
46. Do i regret saying this fetish: Well not really :P
47. What are some of your favorite fimfiction stories: Do you believe in ghosts - Material Defender.
48. Whats your favorite quote: 'Who Dares Wins' SAS 22nd air troop
49. Did you ever hurt someones feelings just to hurt them: Who would do that? Not me.
50. Did you answer truthfuly: yeah.
Tha fuck i only did 49? Even though i kinda went through HotHead112's and did the number whilst reading his....if i missed a number please tell me and i'l do it again. As for the profile pic....well i'l put that up now.
Well done to ObeyBunny who spotted the missing question :P free cookie.
Oh shit, your real age was 14? Uh... I now feel really self conscious about how often I joked about keeping you chained to a radiator. Oh my god, I acted inappropriately. I swear I thought you were in your 20's.
Also, on the dream dog front, YES! Siberian Husky is absolutely the best of the large breed dogs!
I especially like how you delicately rephrased the question "What's the closest you've ever gotten to killing a room full of people?" as "What's the craziest thing you've done in your life that you have no regrets about?" That was a very... uh... diplomatic way of saying things.
---EDIT---
Is this the missing question: "What's the craziest thing you've done that you DO regret?"
1991207
I fecking knew it
. Cheers for pointing that one out. And yeah im fourteen. Thats why i said dont worry if some government agency pops up at ya door 
1992452
Some guy. Pedro Hander knows him. He started it.
1992479
Tbh i never gave a fuck. Its my parents that worry their ass off.
1992514
Yeah. I know. I aint exactly internet retarded mate.
1992539
Meh. If someone gets fucking creepy this is getting taken down and their ass blocked and reported.
1992547
And like i said. I aint retarded.
1992560
Yeah yeah yeah. Dont worry. I got my ass covered. And besides. I can always count on you if i need help
1992571
Not face to face count on you, you dumbfuck.
1992576
I commented with lightheartedness. Thats one thing about me. I never rage online. Only time i do is fer shits and giggles.
1992587
Yeah...it seems we only talk on my blog posts.......
1992610
Hmm....kinda weird.
1992615
Abandon conversation?
1992630
K. Talk to you next blog post
I approve of you favourite pony
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Me too
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1996913
But it's spitfire not dash
1996923
*Whispers* Just between the two of us she's been stalking me lately i'm afraid right now. Like last week as i woke up *Flashback*
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1996950
Tha fuck!!
1996953
Help me
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1996974
Not my problem.
1996976
Whata doing Spitfire
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Please?
1996982
How much?
1996985
Anything
1996986
Okay. Dash ya gonna have to leave *starts pushing dash away*
1996987
*Dammit caught must act adorable*
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1996991
D'awww......Sorry dash ya gotta go.
1996995
Hmpf fine
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1996999
Sorry dash it's my job.
1997003
*sigh* Ok see you tonight Spitty
May Celestia help me
1997005
Right now my payment.
1997006
Kay what do you want?
1997008
Your my waifu :P
1997013
W-what?
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1997015
1997016
Y-You can't be serious
1997017
Yup. Check the thing again :P
1997020
N-No
1997022
You said anything. Or do you want me to bring dash back?
1997023
N-No
1997025
Fine. Dashie! Spitfire wants to talk to you!
1997026
N-No okay I a-agree
1997028
Never mind dash!
1997030
You happy now?
1997032
Yeah. I'm more than happy. I'm happy happy.
1997033
*ass* great
1997035
I can hear you, you know that
1997039
Let's just get going