Eureka! · 7:24pm Apr 1st, 2014
Recently, I haven't had much time to write, work's been keeping me pretty busy and unfortunately, it doesn't look like it will ease up anytime soon.
Now, I have less time to write and plenty of stories, either work-in-progress or in-my-head-waiting-to-be-written, insane crossovers that just have to be done, half-written drafts I have left to rot for months, a sequel to the one story I have finished... So much stuff to write...
Then it came to me: I have figured out how to solve that problem.
First, all of my stories currently published shall be cancelled.
Then, I'm going to write a new one, incorporating all of those stories I have in my head. Give me a little time to polish my draft and soon, you will be able to read the first chapter of The Ultimate Pony Story Pot Pourri, in which Rainbow Dash teams up with Daring Do and Trixie to save Scootaloo's parents and repel an invasion of zombie-demon-centaurs, escaped from Mars and led by the ghost pirate Le Chuck. The jedis seem to be here to save the day, but unfortunately bring with them an even greater threat that even Kenshiro, heir to the Fist of the North Star technique, cannot defeat. But the dark lords of the sith don't know that something else has awoken. In his corner of the galaxy, the ever hungry Galactus has just turned his eyes to Equestria...
Also, I had fish for dinner.
I smell an aprils fools here. You had beef didnt you? Admit it, O'm on to you
// Sphex
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Joking? Moi?
Someone get Kenshiro's "The Dark Lord" brother and The Silver Spooner and George Lucas...
...We gots this.
P.S. I would totally read the heck out of a April Foals fic like that right now. You should write it as fast and unrestrained as possible!
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Meh... I can't write fast. Also, it's April 2nd here already.
I'm too serious to write good comedy anyways.