One (or Three) to throw away · 8:13pm Mar 31st, 2014
Most of you know that I have a lot of stories that don't make it to publish simply because of time, its unoriginal, disinterest, or just low quality.
Sometimes this builds up and I feel the need for some of these thoughts and concepts to see the light of day.
If any of you want to take any of this and give the story a shot go right ahead just let me know.
Thesis and Paper Submited by Twilight Sparkle
Time.
Science tells us it’s relative; conforming to the physical nature of the world.
Magic tells us it bends and floats around. Like noodles cooking in a broth.
I, Twilight Sparkle, proposed a new law or property of time; speed.
The laws of time, applicable by science, defaults time as linear. The laws of magic, however, place time in a bubble that it flows through. At this metaphorical bubble’s center is the caster or point of magic. This is why the greater the time travel the more complex the spell.
<That all that there is>
This next one was supposed to be a april fools chapter. I got tired of all the heavy hitters out there doing one and its just a lot of guy sex (not that there is anything wrong with that I just got tired of seeing it used as a joke over and over again) So I wanted to write one that was so deep and meaningful( while still being funny) that most of the time your reaction would be "Wait, what?"
....It didnt pan out
Not an April fools chapter
“So tell me.” Discord stated as he sat down in an over sized brown leather chair. “Did you click on this chapter thinking ‘Bullshit, yes it is’? Well you wouldn’t be wrong. Right Twilight, my purple gumdrop?”
“Um…what?” Twilight was lying down on a couch that matched Discord chair. The two sat in a white void of nothing. As if them and the furniture was the only thing in existence.
“Am I’m dreaming?” Twilight asked perplexed.
“Yes. Or maybe I am. Maybe you’re the dream that I am having. You’re alive as long as I sleep; a figment of my memory as they are converted from short term to long term. A twinkle in my mind for a split second that will end and you will die without knowing if you actually existed or not.”
As Discord talk, Twilights pupils became smaller and smaller.
“What if neither of us exist and we are nothing but words on a screen to be enjoyed by a talentless writer and his socially questionable readers. This would mean that we exist as long as these people care to read about us. Meaning” Discord closed his eyes and spoke solemnly. “One day, when they stop reading, we will die.”
“Um…” Twilight voice shook as she spoke. “What?” She tried her best to understand. “What about the author?”
“That loser?!” Discord started laughing. “I guess as long as he’s around so shall we. Now before any of you reading this are like ‘He’s not a loser!’ I would like to point out that this 28 year old grad student is currently writing about ponies instead of working on his thesis. The cherry is that he is writing about me insulting him.” Discord stretched his body over to Twilight and whispered in her ear. “This guy has issues.”
“Um…what guy? Really, what is going on? I have to be dreaming.” Twilight looked around. “I must be there nothing here but you and me.” Twilight looked straight up. “It’s not going to start showering is it?”
“No, my dear,” Discord got real close to Twilight and ran a claw up her face then through her mane. “It is not a dream; but a blank canvas to be painted on. To mold and work to the liking and the imagination of our creator. Instead of making April fools a day of tricks and jokes he has made it a day of freedom. To do whatever he wants to the world he created. ”
<At the end, as a joke about gay sex being over used, I was going to have Discord change into Eris and Twilight and "her" have a go at it>
<That all that there is>
Now this next one might end up being a short story in the future so don't rule this out but I wanted to test the water and see if any one would be interested and reading about a bad ass, bloodthirsty, med evil version of Twilight
Twilight; Celestial Knight
Princess Celestia has no choice but to seize assets of Earl Orange of York Town. He has been found guilty of murdering several family heads; however, no pony expects the family to peacefully surrender the Earl. The unavoidable bloodshed is why the Princess has sent her most trusted knight; Lady Twilight Sparkle 1st class, Orden de la Omega.
This is a short story based in an alt universe where Equestria has the same laws and society as feudal Europe (1400s-1600s) and Twilight is a knight that belongs to an order only called on as a last resort. Thus the name Orden de la Omega
<beginning>
“Daddy? Do we have to move?”
A dignified purple unicorn looked down at his daughter while she laid on her back looking up at him. Her coat, a pale hue of his, and blond mane contrasted the rich green grass, the adorable sight made the father smile. He settled on his belly, her head between his forelegs, and nuzzled her nose.
“No little one. We are staying in York Town.” He assured her.
“But that mean Orange guy-”
“That ‘mean Orange guy’ is our earl.” Her father interrupted. “And we will respect him.”
“Ok, that mean Earl guy said that we have to go.” She said undeterred by her father’s berating.
The purple stallion laughed at her innocents. “He was just upset; our family has been here longer than his. So there are certain powers that we have and he doesn't.” He hoped that his explanation was simple enough for her. It can be difficult for such a young filly to understand the world of laws and politics. “But we are not going anywhere.”
Her nerves at ease, the young filly closed her eyes and enjoyed the cool grass against her back. She nearly shrieked and sputtered when a warm liquid was dumped onto her face, as if someone had poured a bucket of heated bath water on her. The substance went up her nose and into her mouth it tasted and smelled like the metal of her father’s armor. She opened her eyes to a red world, her father’s pupils were tiny and bloodshot, his jaw clenched in pain as he struggled to remain standing rather than fall on her. The world to her became silent when she saw the hole on the side of her dad’s neck.
Far, far away she could hear her mother yelling. The filly could also make out the sounds of hooves stomping on the ground yet her mother would have been flying, but it all seemed worlds away from her.
“Who attacked them?”
Well that's all for now. I'm still working on T@D its just slow going because of school and work.
Awww you're not finishing the third one ?
I already told you I like it :3
But it's your decision
Anyways I like these ^^
Now I can go to sleep , goodnight <3
1969679
Its so cute when people actually read whats there
1969705 argh sorry T_T
I'm a bit sleep deprived a the moment I didn't noticed that , or at least didn't registrated ._.
Gosh I feel stupid now QAQ
Forgive meeeeee ._.
1969754
get so sleep Blume
1969802 I did ^^
I still feel like the queen of stupidness ._.
1971396 schlecht blume! Don't call yourself stupid, your not stupid.
1972513
that sounded like you were talking to a dog
It's ok, I will stop saying I'm stupid
1972925 Your not a dog sry
you're a cat
1973036
Ok , that one was good ^^