I started playing Dark Souls again... · 12:55pm Mar 25th, 2014
ASS TITTIES CUNT FUCKING HELL! I remember now why I stopped playing it after beating the first time. This game is infuriating. It gives you all you need to beat, you just have to find it and not die in the process. Those little ass cunts who sneak up on ya, when you have already cleared the area of bad guys, right when you're about to take all your hard earned souls back to the bon fire, those little fucks who stab you right in the ass when you have but nary a sliver of health, and now you have to fight your way all the way back to recover your souls. Ugh. Don't get me wrong, I love this game, it just pisses me off to no end.
And goddamn have I missed Solaire. If only he could be so grossly incandescent... But there's always: