Mar
24th
2014
Prolonged Absence · 7:11pm Mar 24th, 2014
For my 6 followers, (Jesus, I'm Popular! Six whole followers! WOW!) My prolonged absence has been because of many factors, including a) Sooooooooooooo Much school (someone shoot me) b) I got Batman: Arkham City, and have been engrossed in that, and c) I'm generally forgetful & lazy.
And if you're wondering why I actually write these damn things with only 6 followers, don't worry, it's not that I think y'all give a flying fuck about my super boring life and the day-to-day adventures of baldraug666, it's just practice for if I ever get any real publicity, so I don't look like an idiot.
Cheers
-Chris
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I give a flying fuck!
Its flying...
Its flying...
And it's gone. I would give you another, but there's none left.
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Hey, man, at least you actually gave one. I know many others who don't even have one to give. (Sarah Mclachlan music starts playing) Just one easy donation of 1 like could help those with a fuck deficiency. (Shows sad pictures of Fuck-deficient people) Can you live with yourself if you deny these poor souls the fuck they need? Call today, and make a difference. Call 1-888-FUCK-OFF
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Did you know that 65% of the fucks in America are owned by only 5% of the population?
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The humanity!!! Thanks Obama!!
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Yeah. We can't just get by with raising the fuck ceiling.
1953361
There needs to be some major fuck reformation. I'd say pull the money out of schools and welfare (Don't you dare touch the military's funding) and reallocate it towards the fucks we have, and then buy shitty fucks from China.
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faggot
#Rekt
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Skrub
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