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  • 531 weeks
    Blog Post #4 - Been a while, hasn't it?

    It has been a long time, hasn't it? Ah well, pretty much everyone who reads these has my Skype, and we talk daily. Or mostly daily. Might miss a day or two here or there.

    Alright, to business: I have come to rant about the fandom.

    *GASP*

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  • 537 weeks
    Blog Post Numero Tres: Meh, felt like posting

    As you can see, I simply felt like posting something. Don't know what I'll talk about, just that I will. Hmm. let's see...

    Well, I guess I could ask for feedback. Not many people reading this, I know.

    ...Any, actually...

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  • 538 weeks
    2nd Blog Post - Random Ramblings #1

    Hello everyone, once again. It is I, the awesome person known to the Internet as Derpy Defense Force!

    ...

    You probably already know this... After all, who else would be putting things here?

    ...

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  • 538 weeks
    1st Blog Post - Becoming a Brony

    Ok, before I get into this, I just wish to comment on the fact that the first thing I see when loading the "make a blog post" page is the options tab, which blares NSFW POSTS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED. Why not, I don't know, take away the options tab? I know it might be just a menial task (is that even how you use menial? It sounds right, at least), but just take it out. My opinions. Well, opinion.

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Feb
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2014

Blog Post #4 - Been a while, hasn't it? · 1:22am Feb 25th, 2014

It has been a long time, hasn't it? Ah well, pretty much everyone who reads these has my Skype, and we talk daily. Or mostly daily. Might miss a day or two here or there.

Alright, to business: I have come to rant about the fandom.

*GASP*

Pinkie, calm down. Anyways, yes. I have a bone to pick with you all, those who don't actually read this because I'm pretty much a nobody at this particular moment. Might be forever, because of everything that I'm doing instead of writing my stories. But, that's beside the point. So, the bone:

Why is there no fanart of one Ms. Gentle Butterwing? I have found a total of 1. 1 piece of art! This is pathetic! Come now, we're supposed to be the guys making ponies out of anything and everything, from cars to collapsing stars. Well, maybe not iridium, that's too expensive. Although, I wonder what a pony would look like being made out of antimatter....

Anyways, seriously. No fanart of Gentle? I am disappointed. Now, I know you must be thinking, "Well, if it's so disappointing, why not make it yourself?" Yeah, no dice. I'm sure that none of you have seen my artwork, and those that have know how bad it is. Think of a line, horizontal. Just a plain old line. Using a ruler, I'd be able to mess that up. It's worse with computers.

That is why I don't produce art. I make stories, much easier to create a linear timeline than it is to make a line. Even if time isn't linear, which it isn't. It's a big ball of wibbly, wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

Speaking of time, has anyone looked at the new quantum computing stuff? People are experimenting with making a 2 in binary, instead of just 1 and 0. This means that we can have a 3rd dimension for our quantum computers, and fix all our binary bugs. I wonder if they'll call it binary still though. Plus, we can make dimension 4 much easier with a 3 dimensional binary code. Sounds weird, I know, but hey, I don't make this. Well, yes I do, but not the point.

Also, AI's are being made more plausible, not that we don't actually have them now. We do, they're just extremely hush-hush. Hmm, I wonder if we can break dimension 5...

Yeah, off topic. Also, don't remove the electrons from water inside an open environment. Just a warning.

Back on topic, how are you all doing? I'm doing well. Well, well-ish. Ha. Ha ha. School is hard, but nothing I can't handle. Also, you don't ask me questions. Though I guess I can blame this on the fact that I talk with everyone on skype. Ah well.

That's enough from me. At least for now. Have a nice day. And make some Gentle artwork, please? I'll not hesitate to resort to begging...

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