• Member Since 30th Jul, 2013
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Derpy Defense Force


Greetings! I figured it was about time to make an actual thing... thingthingthingthingthingwhatsitcallediforget
Oh, right! Biography!

So, here it is. I don't really like the site's pre-defined bio, what with the small character limit. But I'm sure you know all about that.

Anyways, you can probably tell that I'm either not all there or just like posting whatever I'm thinking. Both are true, really. I really have no qualms about letting people know my thoughts. If they don't like my thoughts, that's on them.
Right, bio. Ok.

I'm 17 years old, almost 18. Can't drive yet, really wish I could at times, and count it as a blessing during others. I want to go to BronyCon someday, preferably in 2015 at the latest, because there's no way I'm making it this year. I became a Brony on July 13th, 2013. I was a little late, and regret it to this day, but more about why later.

Forgot a period at that last sentence, can't stand that. Should probably put that I HATE IT WHEN I CAN'T READ A STORY BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN'T USE PROPER GRAMMAR/SPELLING. I mean, seriously people, is it that hard? (Don't answer that. I have a history of essays and literature. I'm a little up on people because of it. Not that you guys are below me. I hate that. Getting off topic, going back on.)

Anyways, I run the Ask the P.A.T.H. Blog, a fan-run blog (duh) for Pages of Harmony. I also hate gore. Bleh. Yet I read MLP Creepypastas like there's no tomorrow. What is wrong with me.

I use anyways a lot, so be prepared for that if I ever release the story I'm writing. I'm an OCD Perfectionist, so it's a little hard getting stuff out.

Ok, this must be heavy reading by now, not that anyone's out there to read it, but whatever. So, I'll end it. One last thing. I will write blog posts detailing what's on my mind. You all are welcome to ask me questions about anything. Oh, I should specify what I mean by anything.

*clears throat* When I say anything, I mean ANYTHING. Literally, ask me about whatever. I really don't care. I'll get back to you with an answer. Though if you ask me something stupid, or insult something I like, I will just return the favor.
Examples of questions, good and bad:
Question: "I dislike Dr. Who."
Answer: "That is perfectly fine. Not everyone likes everything."

Question: "Dr. Who is stupid, why does anyone watch it?"
Answer: "I understand, my dear friend, that people don't always like the same things, but may I respectfully ask who dropped you on your head when you were a baby?"


Also, YOLO/SWAG/(insert new terminology here) is something I hate. I abhor it, more than gore. Please don't put them in questions.

Ok, I'm done.

Edit: People are following me. Why are they following me? *glares suspiciously* Stalkers....

Edit: Also, I'm very silly, so don't be afraid to tell me jokes or make fun of me. It takes a lot to get under my skin, so insult away if you wish.

Edit: Editing edits.

Edit: Editing edits is edifying.

Edit: Bad pun. Bad pun. I love bad puns. Any puns, really.

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spike's new brother chapter 1hi names john i would be honored if you can help my story. i need it to be changed to traditional narrative format i write in script fromat but i don't want to change anything in the story. but i suck at gammer edting please just take a quick look if you will. just leaveyou contact inf on my page on fimfiction. thank you

Hi! Are you possibly up for editing and proofreading a chapter of mine?

Welcome to the Fallout: Equestria Group! Feel free to PM me if you have any questions! :pinkiesmile:

Thanks for the favorite on Man of War! Feel free to comment and be sure to check out my blogs.

Brony on!

Thanks for faving Temporary Hiatus. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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