Faster than light?

Hey guys, I've been asking myself a question a lot, and being a Sience Fiction nerd, we all have this question. How can we travel faster than the speed of light?

Get out an asprin cause your head is going to hurt.

Yes people... I'm attempting science... in the words of a dear friend of mine whenever I get sciency... 'Dear god... the world is going to end... he's become SMART!

(Is sciency even a word?)

Ever since Einstein made E equals M C Squared, it has been stated over and over that we cannot travel faster than the speed of light in this continuum.

But there is a loophole to this. If we were to bend a small area the Space-time Continuum by compressing the area ahead of our ship, and expanding it behind it, we create a bubble within the continuum, thus making our own seperate space entity. the compressing ahead of the ship pulls us forward wile the expanding pushes us forward and since we're in our own continuum we can travel faster tham the spead of light.

But you're brobably asking, how much energy does this use. Well it uses more than we, as a species, can produce. Its comparable to the size of Jupiter, simply fucking massive. We can produce positive energy (energy that attrats, like gravity) easily enough, but the real problem is, how we can produce the most crucial part of the process. How to keep our new continuum from collapsing in on itself.

The answer is simple, negative energy(energy that repels, the opposite of gravity). But to do this it would require so much energy, we would need a miniature sun to power it.

So positive energy to warp the continuum and move to places instantaneously, and negative energy to prevent the field from collapsing in on itself. Using this same principle... we now know how unicorns teleport... just how powerful is Twilight if virtually every unicorn has the potential power of A FUCKING STAR ON THEIR FOREHEAD!