< Still Attempts To Find A Car

Okay, let's see the opportunities that have been shut down:
- 1975 Cadillac Fleetwood Hearse for $750. "We don't have the money."
- FREE Mercedes-Benz sedan that had sat on my grandfather's property for years. It was a fucking junkheap, not worth fixing.
- 1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass. My aunt sold it. Thanks....FUCKING THANKS.
- 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu. I grew up with this car, it had a very distinct paint job, a 'piss yellow'. My father sold it.
- 1985 Pontiac Firebird. I sold the amount of money I had in this car. For a train set.
- 1980's Dodge Motorhome of some sort. "IT CAN'T BE FIXED LOLOLOLOLOLOL"
- 1960's VW Karmann Ghia in RUNNING CONDITION. "They were unreliable cars, you don't want one, lel."
- 1975 Cadillac Coupe Deville. "No money."

If I could have ANY OF THESE CARS, I'd have that piece of shit Chevelle. It was fast, it was fun, it was loud, and it had a computer-controlled fuel injection system. Yes, I want this car that has a rusted-through roof, a taped-on windscreen, and a slightly musty interior smell. More than a Cadillac.

MORE THAN A CADILLAC.

So I'm venting on my journal? Well, of course. Patient X can do it, so I can too.