A Marine and His Ponies is done for. · 10:31pm Jan 17th, 2014
Excellent! Now that I have your attention by being a total dick, I can tell you what the good word is! I only titled the blog as this because you guys would see it and be like "OH SHIT" and you would definitely look at this and not skip over it thinking it wasn't worth your time to read. So, what I would like to really tell you is that the story is NOT DONE FOR, it's just taking way to much time to get it done, even though I had a whole two months to get this bitch knocked out of the park. I failed you guys, and truly my Mafia, I am terribly sorry for not keeping to my word. So, with that being said, I'm going to work on it pretty hard this weekend, but first, I have a story for you all. I wrote it with a friend of mine (he actually is the one who showed me MLP, even though I cringed all the way through, here we all are). It has some length, it's not finished at all, and it hasn't been worked on in years, so it's not on par with how I write now, plus he and I kept going back and forth on how we both write. But, it's not terrible. Here is the story. Sorry for any scare I caused from this. Another note: this story is not pony related.
I'mma have to drag your ass back into Battlefield 3 and kick it for that blog title, man.
Still can't wait to see what you've done with the story.
1728717 But Drill Sergeant!
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Did I ask you a question, private?
Get that story out or I will PT you until you fucking die!
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1729127 But Drill Sergeant, that's a Drill Instructor!
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Do I look like I wear mintycam?!
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Oh... wait...
1730281 But Drill Sergeant! I love you! I also love lubricating cats!
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I bet you could suck a lubricated cat through a garden hose!
1730309 I have on several occasions Drill Sergeant, it's no longer a challenge
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Why am I not surprised...
Stop sucking on your sister's lubricated pussy cat and git writing, private!
1730332 But Drill Sergeant, I have to get ready for skydiving tomorrow morning!
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Did I give you permission to get air-qual'd?
Anyway...
Have fun and don't die.
1730347 My mom said I could... plus I am almost qualified.
I can't wait to see what your story will look like when your done
and I hope its just as awesome a the first time I read it.
1912299 I'm hoping you and everyone else does too!
*cough* so uhh.... while we wait, patiently.... how bout that Godzilla???