Chapter 3 Nothing but the second best · 12:23am Jan 16th, 2014
I get up and shake the dead leaves off my body ''wonderful a nightmare did I really kill Fred'' I said with a confused look anyway i need to move i have a big plan for Toby and spike
30 minutes later
alright I've got Toby on my back and spike on my head i wonder where we should go i saw the ever free forest and decided to head in ignoring Toby warning ''Don't worry toby i love the woods what the worst possible thing that would happen'' I said i was really gonna eat those words i adjusted the katana on my back hmm i wonder where it came from and how i forgot it was there no matter i need to make sure toby and spike are safe on this journey these wood don't feel like the ones back home
5 minutes later
''Okay toby we're Zecora place'' i asked my voice full of spunk and curiosity Toby looked around and pointed in the direction of west so i head that way hoping to find a hut just like the show but instead of finding Zecora hut we found a pack of timber wolves ''geez sometimes i wish i had Max Payne bullet time ability'' I said angerly ''Toby spike climb up that tree leave this to me'' i unsheathe my katana that i found on my back when i appeared in Equestria ''ALRIGHT YOU FAKE WOLVES COME AT ME'' I said angerly Two timber wolves lunged at me i swung my katana killing one but the other got a lucky shot and clawed my left eye i groaned in pain ''great lets finish this TACTICAL SQUISHY INCOMING'' i said
Squishy fell from the heaven and landed on the remaining Timber wolves splinter of wood went flying two large sharp stick hit my thigh and hind leg i fell on the ground from the blow ''CRIMSON'' both spike and toby said in shock luck for us Rainbow dash was following us ''Crimson what happened to you'' she picked me up and put me on her back along with spike and toby and flew as fast as she can both Spike and Toby we're worried about me even if we only met for a day everything was getting blurry and i couldn't stay concussions for so long the only thing i heard was the sound of the wind in my ear
Best sentence. Of all time. Ever.
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i did it just for you knowing you'd enjoy that
1722568 I did. I didn't expect to see it so soon
1722560 What about "My g-string is stuck up a water buffalo's pee-hole"?
Do not approve. I was nowhere in sight.
1722575 it would of been longer but i was writing on my blog on my mom's laptop and i pressed the x button by accident and had to restart
1722619 ah
1722614 no that's just gross
1722618 your dead
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1722618 guys we need Jason aka toby to approve this story since he owns toby as his oc
1722638 That's the problem. You came back to life, now do me a solid.
1722642 You should though he'll likely that it's ok
1722650 you'll come back later
1722650 Fred, what is the fate of A New Show?
1722650 fred where the next a new shoe
25 Kill-Streak? :P
1722816 1 kill-streak
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1722886 ._. Hacker......
1722889 Ooooo...You're good. :3
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1722936 tactical kraken incoming
1722952 tactical Squishy shall be making an appearence in my story because why not
1722691 ON MAI FOOT.
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1723151 fred can save lives
1723168 FUCK YAH I'M GANDHI.
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